We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was into pirates.....I wouldn't let her make me wear an eye patch.
  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
    she kept asking me to smack her *kitten* and I broke my wrist
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was always breaking his wrists at work, I followed one time and figured out how!
  • BW__NOT
    BW__NOT Posts: 807 Member
    she followed me work and had closet sex with Julio the maintenance guy
  • Stardog_Champion
    Stardog_Champion Posts: 829 Member
    sometimes a cigar IS just a cigar
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    BW__NOT wrote: »
    she followed me work and had closet sex with Julio the maintenance guy

    No it was julia your secretary, get it right! She came on to me!!
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    he would pick his nose all the time!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Stardog_Champion wrote: »
    sometimes a cigar IS just a cigar

    He got flagged, couldn't be around a bad influence.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    She was such a goody two shoes!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She didn't like this one pair of mary janes I had, I wore them all the time. I think she was jealous of how cute they looked on my feet!
  • Stardog_Champion
    Stardog_Champion Posts: 829 Member
    she uswed white out for toenail polish
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    He was clueless when it came to nail polish. It comes in white!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He would hide is white out from me, had no trust.
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
    She sniffed the whiteout...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    4ever420 wrote: »
    She sniffed the whiteout...
    Was always high from sniffing whatever chemicals we had around the house -- I couldn't handle it.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Locked up the cleaning materials, then got mad that the house was messy!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    But all my toys were locked up in that closet :'(
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Locked me in same room. Recovering.glue.sniffer
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Hsd a glue sniffing habit that resurfaced
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Didn't have to inform.my boss grrrr
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Your boss interrogated me very hard...i had to tell....im going back to be interrogated again next week :p
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    Did my boss in so many ways - you'd think i'd have a promotion by now. A stupid employee of the month sticker on the company bulletin board doesn't pay the bills.
  • veganplantprincess
    veganplantprincess Posts: 306 Member
    wouldn't let me be on top :'(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She thought she was top dog, needed to put me in my place. I drew the line at sleeping in a cage.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    veganplantprincess wrote: »
    wouldn't let me be on top :'(

    Only.my.favorite position. Never understood me.NEVER !
  • ActiveGuy81
    ActiveGuy81 Posts: 705 Member
    She ate ice cream with her hands.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He confided in me that he previously had dated a man, thinking it was a women. I need more brains in a man.
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He wasn't giving!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She wanted me to give give give

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