We broke up because...

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  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    I haven't broke up in a long time...7.9k threads ago. I thought it was worth doing again. It's all about meeeee!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Idk what happend. Just one day he just left, said he needed to focus on himself
  • rughead06
    rughead06 Posts: 4,291 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Idk what happend. Just one day he just left, said he needed to focus on himself

    All she wanted to do was watch me sleep from the corner of the room lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Something about wanting me to rub around on the floor like a slug, was his fetish.
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  • PerfectMisfit
    PerfectMisfit Posts: 360 Member
    He was always in beast mode and didn't know how to relax
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Wouldn't take off his mask in bed.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Did the WAZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUP thing all the time still.
  • RachaelBrook929
    RachaelBrook929 Posts: 894 Member
    He only wanted me so he could motor boat me ;(
  • EZDUZIT68
    EZDUZIT68 Posts: 1,168 Member
    She put me at a higher risk for a heart attack...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was always worried about his heart, called 911 every day.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    kept faking choking just to kiss any emergency services guy
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was an EMT, it was the only way he would kiss me.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited June 2015
    TrailBlazinMN wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    I lost my memory... can we start over?

    Yes, Paige, we can <3

    oh harold!! *runs and jumps into his arms* :kissing_heart::joy:

    @spnneil06 she made a contraption that kept my lips in kissing position.. because I didn't pucker up enough :( it hurt... I left ;p
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    he was and we don't have medical coverage - got expensive your crush did
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He didn't even have medical coverage!
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    She was never a surgeon! She lied when I caught her practicing on the Doctor Doctor game!
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    obamacare kicks in shortly dear - complains complains
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    He only wanted me for my healthcare
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    wanted me to just scratch her back
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Whenever I asked him to do something he automatically said "no" even if he wanted to do it anyway
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    brought out the worst in me
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    he was the worst
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    He didn't appreciate fine art :#
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    hurt so good
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    I
    Becka4prez wrote: »
    he was the worst

    was the worst
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She never changed her clothes.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    i dont wanna ever break up with Bat Girl
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    He wouldn't dump his ex. Wanted a threesome.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He couldn't get over batgirl. It broke my heart.

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