We broke up because...

nomad5326

Told her friends that I wear her clothes. I always thought it was cosplay, apparently its not

EmpireApple

made me carry her purse everywhere

nomad5326

Who's 'her'. Always *kitten* about helping out

bizgirl26

Got mad when I wore his hat

blu_de_ville

bizgirl26 wrote: »

Got mad when I wore his hat

Didn't ask for permission using my things

nomad5326

Ruled with an iron fist

bizgirl26

Traded bike for a horse

blu_de_ville

bizgirl26 wrote: »

Traded bike for a horse

Is that wrong?

nomad5326

was ambiguous in her morals and ethics

RunTimer

After we sold the bike, he kept walking through the house, hands on imaginary handlebars, going VRRRROOM VRRROOOOM

Timshel_

Kept saying my mile pace was slow.

EmpireApple

count keep up with my Metallica Beats

Spnneil06

Thought he was really in metallica, broke up with me when I told him he wasn't.

blu_de_ville

Spnneil06 wrote: »

Thought he was really in metallica, broke up with me when I told him he wasn't.

Crushed my dreams

musclegood_fatbad

Snored really loud while dreaming so I had to keep waking her up

Timshel_

@blurodriguez7 Insisted on screaming, "I AM BATGIRL!" during orgasm.

/awkward

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nomad5326

Had all these fantasy friends

TrailBlazinMN

we could decide on trail running or C2 intervals

determined_ella

I lost my memory... can we start over?

nomad5326

I lost mine on both as well. And GO

TrailBlazinMN

determined_ella wrote: »

I lost my memory... can we start over?

Yes, Paige, we can

blueyellowhorse

he blazed the trails but didn't wanna blaze 420 with me.

Jag7694

Kept convincing me to rob convenience stores

kendall916

Did not understand how to play 52 pick up

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Most of her games ended up with me on the floor

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LouisianaHotSauce_93

He was engaged!

slimgirljo15

So did she

SugarBabyGirl

I kept catching her kissing other girls.