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  • JiveDoc
    JiveDoc Posts: 284 Member
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    He drank all of my sparkling lemonade.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    It was good too... 'Cept for the vodka in it... She couldn't tolerate my no alcohol lifestyle
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
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    He ate the last rolo without sharing any of them :open_mouth:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She pimped me out for 6 pkts of rolo's :s
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    You're in a rut
  • pjmuha
    pjmuha Posts: 16 Member
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    She said the Caddy Shack gofer looked too fake
  • fonnesy
    fonnesy Posts: 7 Member
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    He snored and couldn't finish.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Was all about the finish, but never cared about the race.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Because it was all about the hunt for him.
  • Ria_StayingFit
    Ria_StayingFit Posts: 6,891 Member
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    Because he wouldn't eat turkey bacon.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She would never let me eat real bacon!
  • the_chiha
    the_chiha Posts: 784 Member
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    She always ate all of the bacon and didn't leave any for me!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She called me a Hog and a cannibal :open_mouth:

    (Hogs cant eat bacon!)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    All the people eating thing
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    He accused me of hiding his drum sticks.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    She said my legs looked like drumsticks!
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Always took 2 hours to get ready to go somewhere
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Because he couldn't stop playing those DANG cowbells! Night and day cowbells! Cowbells in the morning, cowbells in the evening; cowbells, cowbells, cowbells. My God I can still hear them they are deafening, their insistent banging. MAKE IT STOP!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    He had to be committed due to his obsession with murdering cows!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
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    Geez wiz you kill one cow and suddenly every one wants to label you a cow killer. If you saw the threatening look in its eye's you too would have feared for your life!

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