We broke up because...

Spnneil06

She repeated everything three times, I love you you you, got very annoying.

SuzyQAzureblue

I think she had a hearing problem cause she always asked what? what? what????

Motivated_Liz

Hey stole my condoms.

ilfaith

Her cat didn't like me.

Jag7694

Her girlfriend didn't like me

Spnneil06

his girl liked me too much

MusicalMelanie11

She kept talking about some other girl!

Spnneil06

We had the same name, it got confusing.

BW__NOT

She ate my cigar!

Spnneil06

He wouldn't get me real food!

slimgirljo15

Her idea of real food was champagne and caviar...i couldn't afford her

slimgirljo15

You know that's not true ..you kept finding excuses not to...

siport

she wouldnt buy my wife caviar or champagne

Stardog_Champion

he had a penis

Spnneil06

Found out he was married and he feed his wife better than me.

Stardog_Champion

She ate too much

Spnneil06

Took our bedroom games to a new level, when I was the prisoner and he was the warden I was allowed only bread and water.

slimgirljo15

Chained me to the bed

Stardog_Champion

seduced the mailman and stole my checks

slimgirljo15

I was bribing the mailmen to get everyone elses checks ...ungrateful..

Stardog_Champion

refused to be seen with me in public unless i put clothes on

siport

got really annoyed when i cut his hair

Spnneil06

Wanted me to move with him to a nudest colony.

Stardog_Champion

could not spell "nudist"

Spnneil06

lol, made fun of my spelling skills, and made me write it out 100 times the correct way.

Stardog_Champion

refused to write it more than 100 times

ZeeShay

Was way too strict.

Stardog_Champion

kept telling people she was lisa loeb

4ever420

He was obsessed with booooobs!

Stardog_Champion

she hated that i had nicer hair than her