We broke up because...
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Didn't want me to wear clothes0
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Had this thing about being dressed in public.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Had this thing about being dressed in public.
Didn't want to live in a nudist colony0 -
She wennt on strike and wore clothes at the nude beach and called me laquisha0
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Didn't like the pet names I gave her.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »Didn't like the pet names I gave her.
Didn't like being treated as a pet0 -
Thought it was cute to call me Muffy! It wasn't!!!0
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Wouldn't let me wash her hair.0
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He tried to drown me last time just so he could take my hair!
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I watched her drown0
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She had an affair with JFK.0
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Didnt even attempt to save me! Never should have told her she was the beneficiary on my Life Insurance!
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Everyone wanted a piece of her fabulousness...none left for me
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Didnt even attempt to save me! Never should have told her she was the beneficiary on my Life Insurance!
To beautiful and attracting to many!
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She was so insecure0
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She wanted me to cancel my Alarm Co because she said $39 was too expensive!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »She wanted me to cancel my Alarm Co because she said $39 was too expensive!
It is!! You know how many socks I can buy with that?!0 -
she took up all my closet space with her socks.0
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I found out what happened to all the missing socks!0
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her wardrobe was interesting to say the least.0
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Ran around town wearing nothing but Tube socks and a Sombrero0
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she kept pretending she was Mexican.0
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i thought she was cultured but her favorite painting was a paint by numbers picture.0
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Was jealous that My art made me famous!
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She was blonde.... what more can I say?0
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Yes
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Didn't get this thread.0
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