We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Was paranoid ...thought i was trying to kill him...for the record ..you can swim with a brick tied to your leg...honest

Spnneil06

She weighted me down in the bubble bath! I'm dead now.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I like girls with some life in them.

Jag7694

She still hates me!

blossomholly

she wasn't responding to my poking and prodding

SuzyQAzureblue

Her poker she used was too sharp and kinda hurt

myheartsabattleground

She won't answer my calls / texts, and always claims she's busy. Yet I still see her reblog on tumblr, make Facebook status' and pin on Pinterest.

veganplantprincess

didn't like being tied up or spanked

slimgirljo15

Didn't like rough play

myheartsabattleground

Won't write me into her will.

slimgirljo15

Was planning to bump me off

Spnneil06

Was trying to take me for my money!

SuzyQAzureblue

I had the will and stay power but he gave out quickly

veganplantprincess

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Didn't like rough play

oh no, I love rough play

insisted wearing a football jersey during sex

slimgirljo15

She didnt have half the energy required

GFitMan

i had more than nine lives thank god

myheartsabattleground

Kept mentioning her husband.

GFitMan

dont like even numbers

Spnneil06

Wouldn't meet my husband, it's okay, he's cool with it.

Jag7694

Realized we weren't gay

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kept bringing sexuality into it.

Spnneil06

Didn't like the ladies

slimgirljo15

She preferred zee boyzz

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

kept buying new toys, but only to use on me.

Spnneil06

I was partial to boys with z names. (Weird fact, my husbands name is Zach)

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Wanted me to legally change my name.

slimgirljo15

Yeah...to zara...he wouldn't do it

blu_de_ville

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

Wanted me to legally change my name.

I wanted him to change his name to George Lucas

swole_elsa

Her outfits constantly matching and being on point made me feel insecure about my own style

blu_de_ville

swole_elsa wrote: »

Her outfits constantly matching and being on point made me feel insecure about my own style

Wouldn't let me pick out her clothes