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We broke up because...

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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Brought his golfclubs to bed with him.
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    brought his dog to bed with him.......and no......thats not a double entendre!
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    drank nothing but lizard milk
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    Only bought lizard milk, when she knows im Lizard-intolerant!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Didn't like animals.
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    we broke up because he said liking animals was a deal breaker!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was way too cute to belong to just one.....
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wanted to share me with others
  • Goooosfraba333
    Goooosfraba333 Posts: 51 Member
    She loved her cats the most. :'(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She stole my cat!
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He didn't like that I was all about the bootay!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited June 2015
    because I wrote him a letter,
    Dear future husband,
    Here's a few things
    You'll need to know... that's as far as he got then he made a run for it..

    @spnneil06 my booty didn't compare... it depressed me :(
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She was always chasing off the boys, i think secretly she never wanted to have an open marriage!
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I was invisible to them when they were together. Must have been fate.
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I tried to surprise him with gifts and he couldn't even pretend to like them!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    edited June 2015
    I bought him a dutch oven as he said he would give me one before I gave him one... I accepted the challenge.... he thought I was telling him to get a pinny on! he left again!

    lol slow again! @spnneil06 she jumped out of a closet to surprise me.. I ended up in hospital with cardiac arrest :joy:
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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    he whipped me with a towel while I was trying to cook... he called it food discipline on how to cook correctly! :(
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She twerked during Praise and Worship service at church! :open_mouth:

    LOVE IT!!!
  • Misshodge64
    Misshodge64 Posts: 8,588 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    he whipped me with a towel while I was trying to cook... he called it food discipline on how to cook correctly! :(

    She was mean to an.amazing , wonderful , GUY named TONI
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She loved toni
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    she loved Tony the Tiger more
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Misshodge64 wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    he whipped me with a towel while I was trying to cook... he called it food discipline on how to cook correctly! :(

    She was mean to an.amazing , wonderful , GUY named TONI

    :joy: um I still have the discussion to prove otherwise ;)


    @gfitman he had the eye of the tiger :o it was overwhelming!
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    could never understand I have blinking issues - dry eyes
  • MoriahJN
    MoriahJN Posts: 1,161 Member
    he wouldn't let me start my own Youtube channel
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    next suggested we do our own porn website - nah
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    We didn't break up he's locked in my closet!

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