We broke up because...

Spnneil06

He wanted me to be his sugar momma! But my sugar daddy wouldn't pay for it.

winterstorm101

He was a Mr. Know it all

Spnneil06

She mistook me for a man

swole_elsa

SHE made me laugh too hard. I have the bladder of a kitten.

determined_ella

when she needed to go to the bathroom... I used to sing "let it go!, let it go can't hold it back anymore! " I guess it took it's toll

slimgirljo15

Lmao.......ummm made me laugh all the time...and i have a weak bladder

determined_ella

I tried so hard to change my looks so that she wouldn't laugh... I even grew a tache! she freaked out and ran away! ;p

Tenmidwest

She was so determined..

slimgirljo15

I found the neighbours wife in our closet....

Tenmidwest

She wouldnt let the neihbors wife join in

slimgirljo15

I said ok to the neighbours wife joining and the next thing the neighbours for a block around ius showed up....

Motivated_Liz

He hates pussycats.

ZeeShay

She talked about her lady bits like its was an actual cat.

blossomholly

she didn't like my pus$y..cat

Jag7694

She walked around in black and white!

GFitMan

oh my ... not going there Holly

got litter

myheartsabattleground

He couldn't get the point that I'm demisexual.

slimgirljo15

Im pansexual and out ranked him


Jk

GFitMan

don't like consulting a dictionary before sex

slimgirljo15

Preferred to read than have actual sex

SuzyQAzureblue

cause I made up some new words while screaming and he didnt like it

GFitMan

in Italian !

SuzyQAzureblue

He wasnt into foreign languages. I thought they gave spice

veganplantprincess

I don't like spicy foods

GFitMan

english spanish french - AllSpice

slimgirljo15

I thought we'd sorted our problems

Jag7694

Tried to feed me to dingos

myheartsabattleground

I'm not into chicks.

veganplantprincess

tried to feed me! lol

SuzyQAzureblue

i didnt understand his lingo.