We broke up because...

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She cooked her bacon on the sidewalk, I thought it was unsanitary.
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Never cared for bacon!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    She would work in our kitchen nekkid -- very unsanitary
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He was against anything naked.
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    I was fine with the nekkid thing, until she went to our kindergartners PTA meeting nekkid. That was the last straw!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She thought that Naked Door to Door sales was okay!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    jaxass wrote: »
    I was fine with the nekkid thing, until she went to our kindergartners PTA meeting nekkid. That was the last straw!

    We had a child together??? Um, do you know where he/is?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    She thought that Naked Door to Door sales was okay!

    Didn't support my career!
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    She lost our kid!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Worried about her career, she said she often worked nekkid
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was ashamed of my Body!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Would show her body to everyone, even the pool boy
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He made us do role play and I had to be the pool boy and him the lonely house wife.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She never wanted to play the male role!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Always wanted me to play the house wife roll when her boyfriends came over.... I wasn't into that.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Didn't work but wouldn't clean the house or cook either!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Didn't work but wouldn't clean the house or cook either!
    Didn't let me explore my spirituality by taking yoga and meditating all day long
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Was a Lazy *kitten* wannabe Guru!
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Made fun of my home making skills. I tried to be a cook in the kitchen and a freak in the sheets.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Made fun of my home making skills. I tried to be a cook in the kitchen and a freak in the sheets.

    She was more like a freaky cook....
  • jaxass
    jaxass Posts: 2,128 Member
    Thought I was wetting the bed instead of me having wet dreams.
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    jaxass wrote: »
    Thought I was wetting the bed instead of me having wet dreams.

    I couldn't tell the difference anymore
  • nomad5326
    nomad5326 Posts: 871 Member
    Never paid attention to the little things
  • bizgirl26
    bizgirl26 Posts: 1,795 Member
    He kept using my lipstick
  • nomad5326
    nomad5326 Posts: 871 Member
    edited June 2015
    you kept putting it in the purse you made me carry
  • Jag7694
    Jag7694 Posts: 1,410 Member
    He kept stealing my purse.
  • nomad5326
    nomad5326 Posts: 871 Member
    Never shared so I took what I felt I deserved. Selfish
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
    Jag7694 wrote: »
    He kept stealing my purse.

    His purse was cuter than mine
  • TrailBlazinMN
    TrailBlazinMN Posts: 209 Member
    Her purse was too ugly

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