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  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
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    :# Told me she thought the secret to success was licking the beaters...yeah...I totally didn't understand her.
  • Huerita_Sarinana
    Huerita_Sarinana Posts: 1,048 Member
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    Called coco
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    she would always dry my hair for me...using a blowtorch
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    He was always leaving blowtorches around
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    His wife didnt approve :p
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Wasn't a morning person...like me.
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
    edited March 2015
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    She hid all the blankets from me. :(
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
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    she always slept in the nude and then would always cover up with blankets so I couldn't touch her
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    She ran around nakid, my little brother visited and I caught him drooling.I had to break up. :(
  • Kyronski
    Kyronski Posts: 97 Member
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    She wouldn't stop farting all the time!
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    His only choice of food .. beans!
  • Kyronski
    Kyronski Posts: 97 Member
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    I hate beans! Pizza is way better ;) aha.
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Was a "legume" hater
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    I couldn't convince him that the Brooke Shields movie was NOT called The Blue Legume
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
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    His need to watch The Blue Lagoon so many times wore thin on my patience. :#
  • chimptron
    chimptron Posts: 1,448 Member
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    Like a Dr sued for malpractice, we both lost our patience...
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He wanted to live near water. I only like it when it's frozen.
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    it was impossible to be patient with him.

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