We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She tried too hard and that turned me off!
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    She tried too hard and that turned me off!

    I turned her off :(
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    He wanted his face to be the only one glazed...
    I did a lot of ummm cooking ...thats a lot of glazing to share :o
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    He wanted his face to be the only one glazed...
    I did a lot of ummm cooking ...thats a lot of glazing to share :o

    Glazed too much it was a mess
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Wouldn't shower with me ;)
  • nomad5326
    nomad5326 Posts: 871 Member
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    The constant golden showers were becoming taxing
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    nomad5326 wrote: »
    The constant golden showers were becoming taxing

    :o:o:o ...the face he wanted me to make every minute of the day..

  • LouisianaHotSauce_93
    LouisianaHotSauce_93 Posts: 184 Member
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    You said z too much.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She wouldnt take me to the Zoo to see the Zebras and wouldnt even go Ziplining with me because she had a thing about being Zany like me! I'd say cheesy, but that doesnt start with a ZEEEEEEEEEEE! :tongue:
  • blu_de_ville
    blu_de_ville Posts: 4,296 Member
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    She wouldnt take me to the Zoo to see the Zebras and wouldnt even go Ziplining with me because she had a thing about being Zany like me! I'd say cheesy, but that doesnt start with a ZEEEEEEEEEEE! :tongue:

    I didn't like the zoo she insisted on going everyday for the zebras
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
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    she didn't think she looked good in black and white stripes
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    She didn't look good in stripes but she even got herself tattooed with stripes across her body
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Called me his zebra, don't think it was supposed to be a compliment.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I only half way listened to him, and thought he said illiterate. Kind of my fault.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She was always only half listening and our break up(S) were always her fault!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Someone had to listen to the children and she wouldn't even acknowledge them!
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
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    She always wanted my Oreos, I don't share Oreos!!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I didn't even like oreos...i only took them to make her mad
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Got a kick out of making me upset!