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  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,206 Member
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    slideaway1 wrote: »
    soldiergrl_101 wrote: »
    slideaway1 wrote: »
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    So I had my worst "Online dating" experience yesterday it was hilarious....The 5'9 stud showed up at a surprising 5'4 weighing approx 70lbs soaking wet (meaning I would break this guy if ever). Then 10 minutes into the date he asked me if I had ever been to the Porn Star awards in Las Vegas..I said no, I dont really know any porn stars well enough to care. He proceeds to pull out his phone and show me pictures of each of his favorite porn stars and tell me their names! From there it gets worse. He goes on his little explanation on why each one is so great for 20 minutes before he decides to tell me how his favorite film is a porn slasher or leather face slicing and dicing and then getting jiggy with the bodies :0. Mind you this entire time I have still yet to comment at all because I was so dumbfounded I didnt know what to say, I kept waiting for the "Im kidding" to come out. After the gazzilionth time of trying to change the topic and failing, I stood up and grabbed my keys signaling that I am taking off. But not quick enough before he had the chance to say "Hey if your interested the back seat of my Jeep folds down..." WOW ha-ha that's a new one. CHECK!

    They guy sounds like a total Legend. What a Lad! :D

    It was hilarious, I wanted to just laugh and be like your joking right???

    Sorry you had to go through that though. At least it's a funny story though and you can chalk it up to experience. Out of curiosity, who was his favourite Porn Star or had you zoned out by then? :)

    I zoned out by then, all i saw was lots of tits and tats haha

  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
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    I can't say I've had any tremendously awful dates. I did end one date after 15 minutes because he'd completely misrepresented his age and appearance online, and for being so much older than I initially thought he was, was extremely immature.

    He didn't even flinch when I said I was gonna go ahead and leave. I think he knew how sh**ty he is.
  • bizgirl26
    bizgirl26 Posts: 1,808 Member
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    I have never tried online dating but I do know at least 3 couples that have gotten married and met thru online
  • Davisrjessica
    Davisrjessica Posts: 36 Member
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    I don't have any really really great date stories. Mostly because there isn't a lot to offer around here. I live in a rural area and the majority of people with profiles online are much older than me. The ones who are in their 20s/30s usually say hello with a message that looks a lot like "sex?".

    And I'd just like to add that I don't understand why anyone would see online dating as pathetic. Especially when they are a member of a community like this one. We use sites like this one to make connections to people who have a common interest with us. How is being part of an online singes community looking for people to date any different?
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got along afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.
  • slideaway1
    slideaway1 Posts: 1,006 Member
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    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got a long afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.

    I really like you. :)
  • Davisrjessica
    Davisrjessica Posts: 36 Member
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    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got along afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.

    Understandable. Way to be thorough.
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
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    Davisrjessica wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got along afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.

    Understandable. Way to be thorough.

    You gotta be sure there's really nothing there, you know?

    I wasn't kidding though, I'm friends with pretty much all the good dates I had that didn't end up being romantic-feely.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    slideaway1 wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got a long afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.

    I really like you. :)

    +1
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Davisrjessica wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got along afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.

    Understandable. Way to be thorough.

    You gotta be sure there's really nothing there, you know?

    I wasn't kidding though, I'm friends with pretty much all the good dates I had that didn't end up being romantic-feely.

    Was there ever nothing there?

  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
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    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Davisrjessica wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got along afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.

    Understandable. Way to be thorough.

    You gotta be sure there's really nothing there, you know?

    I wasn't kidding though, I'm friends with pretty much all the good dates I had that didn't end up being romantic-feely.

    Was there ever nothing there?

    Not really, no. Some of them there was an attraction, obviously, and we got along well, but it wasn't right for various reasons. So in those cases, we got the physical thing out of the way and...I dunno. I'm friends with them. We'll go out to movies or hang out, chat on facebook occasionally, but it's not weird and it's really casual.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Davisrjessica wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got along afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.

    Understandable. Way to be thorough.

    You gotta be sure there's really nothing there, you know?

    I wasn't kidding though, I'm friends with pretty much all the good dates I had that didn't end up being romantic-feely.

    Was there ever nothing there?

    Not really, no. Some of them there was an attraction, obviously, and we got along well, but it wasn't right for various reasons. So in those cases, we got the physical thing out of the way and...I dunno. I'm friends with them. We'll go out to movies or hang out, chat on facebook occasionally, but it's not weird and it's really casual.

    You sound like someone I know. It surprises me that some women can keep things really casual.

  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,206 Member
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    Tonydevolanii wrote: »
    took you long time to translate these

    It did, i was showing you just how easy it was to use one
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,592 Member
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    the last one i can think of that was awful hmmm it was 50% her appearance 50% her terrible personality
  • soldiergrl_101
    soldiergrl_101 Posts: 2,206 Member
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    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got along afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.

    "How you doing"

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  • marthaelisa80
    marthaelisa80 Posts: 1,572 Member
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    I have! We've been married 6 years and it just gets better!
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
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    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    yopeeps025 wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Davisrjessica wrote: »
    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got along afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.

    Understandable. Way to be thorough.

    You gotta be sure there's really nothing there, you know?

    I wasn't kidding though, I'm friends with pretty much all the good dates I had that didn't end up being romantic-feely.

    Was there ever nothing there?

    Not really, no. Some of them there was an attraction, obviously, and we got along well, but it wasn't right for various reasons. So in those cases, we got the physical thing out of the way and...I dunno. I'm friends with them. We'll go out to movies or hang out, chat on facebook occasionally, but it's not weird and it's really casual.

    You sound like someone I know. It surprises me that some women can keep things really casual.

    It shouldn't. We're all different, just like men.
  • for_ever_young66
    for_ever_young66 Posts: 2,881 Member
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    shrinkingletters wrote: »
    Online dating has actually made me a few friends. Although there was no romantic click with them, we still got along afterward.

    I still f***ed some of them just to be sure, though.


    This actually made me chuckle a bit.
  • aippolito1
    aippolito1 Posts: 4,894 Member
    edited June 2015
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    It took me a long time to finally "stoop" to online dating...but now I totally get the appeal! I don't go to bars. I don't enjoy it. So why would I go there to meet someone? The chances of meeting someone at a bar who doesn't like going to bars like me is very minimal. lol My current dude I'm talking to is from Tinder and we have a LOT in common, especially working out which is a MUST... had a sh!tty date from Match and a couple good and bad dates from Tinder. So far so good.
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    aippolito1 wrote: »
    It took me a long time to finally "stoop" to online dating...but now I totally get the appeal! I don't go to bars. I don't enjoy it. So why would I go there to meet someone? The chances of meeting someone at a bar who doesn't like going to bars like me is very minimal. lol My current dude I'm talking to is from Tinder and we have a LOT in common, especially working out which is a MUST... had a sh!tty date from Match and a couple good and bad dates from Tinder. So far so good.

    Tinder is a very funny app.

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