What If you woke up one morning..

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CourtneyParcell
CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
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In this game you start your question with "what if you woke up one morning.." The next poster has has to answer and then ask their own question of "What if you woke up one morning."

Ex: you'd ask: "What if you up one morning in a different country what would you do?"

Poster would reply: .. "Wonder what I had been drinking the night before!"

Let's play!

What if you woke up one morning completely shaved/waxed, hairless everywhere what would you do?!
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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Look around for a bill. Not sure I can afford another "the works" salon trip.

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  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
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    I'd start bawling and call my mom that's a nurse to come cut me out.

    What if you woke up and had no recollection of who you were and what your name was?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Could I assume the night before was really fun?

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  • aippolito1
    aippolito1 Posts: 4,894 Member
    edited July 2015
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    I would probably *kitten* myself 'cause I'm scared of clowns...then wash everything off lol!

    What if you woke up with half your hair shaved off?
  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
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    I'd shave off the other half and play it off as wanting to do that "Britney spears" look from 7 years ago.

    What if you woke up and their was a random dog just sitting at the foot of your bed?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Hope to god it's friendly and say "Hey puppy puppy"

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  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
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    I'd demand to see his phone. After smacking him a few times that is.

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I would hulk smash his *kitten*.

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Not a problem. Such a prim & proper girl. Even in Las Vegas...where, you know.

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    I would assume you roofied me yet again.

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  • CourtneyParcell
    CourtneyParcell Posts: 127 Member
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    I would walk and gather sustenance and make a tree fort until my memory came back.

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    I'd get my *kitten* back in check and go to the college art class and pose for some cash! ;)
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    edited July 2015
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    I would be dancing with joy around my pile of weapons!! I've been waiting for this moment!

    What if you woke up one morning and you were naked in a park?
  • mfinokrauss
    mfinokrauss Posts: 9 Member
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    I'd feel really terrible for the other park patrons..

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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Assume I passed out while we were all waiting to welcome the aliens, hence why were are nude, wanting them to feel more welcome.

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  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
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    I'd be blue!

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  • 0torque0
    0torque0 Posts: 362 Member
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    Bakins929 wrote: »
    I'd be blue!

    Waht if you woke up chained to pipes on the side of a large dilapidated bathroom. Between you and another person lies a corpse holding a revolver and a microcassette recorder?

    I'd kick the corpse, he's the mastermind!

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  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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    Ha ha. The overlap makes this even funnier...some of the A: don't match the Q: but they still do. In a way.

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