We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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she took pictures of me butt nekkid and shared them with our friends0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »she took pictures of me butt nekkid and shared them with our friends
Apparantly the term what's yours is mine didn't apply to sharing butt pics0 -
it was the moustache doodles all over them that really offended0
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He blamed his mustache like butt hair on me...but I cant even draw0
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fair enough but the pop up album shown to my parents was a tad too much0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »fair enough but the pop up album shown to my parents was a tad too much
But your dad did like my pop up breasts - no?0 -
not sure he appreciated his sons pop up penis though, almost took his eye out0
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Mr_Stabbems wrote: »not sure he appreciated his sons pop up penis though, almost took his eye out
His inches made me laugh! Poke his dads eye out?! PMSL
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she laughed during sex
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had no sense of humor0
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i knew it was in deep but i wasnt aware it was hitting ur funny bone!0
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thought my funny bone was the funniest thing about me ..... it really hurt my feelings
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He took the Dog everywhere and left me home!
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Cause I'm a one woman man now.0
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The dog got to go places I had never been before0
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she made fun of my white eyebrows0
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She just stared at me... so intense!0
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he stopped bringing me flowers0
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Decided she preferred men0
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She also preferred men.0
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Just couldn't get past big bird.0
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He just wouldnt get the hint no matter how hard I looked at him knowing he should not pee in the pool0
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Wasn't into "watersports"0
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Birds would poop.on us0
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He smelt of bird poop 0
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hahaha
a bit too funny0 -
he let his dogs tongue kiss him on the lips0
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She kept attacking my dog, she was having flashbacks of the incident with GFitMan0
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Her dog used my duck as a chew toy.0
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he wouldnt let me chew on anything0
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