what do u require??
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K. I. S. S. (keep it simple stupid)
Boobies, Compatible personality (this covers a lot), Drug and Disease free
minus the boobies...lol0 -
must be taller than me
i got you by 2 inches... is that enough? lol0 -
Simple request:
-Brush his teeth
-Be able to fix things, and be handy
-Have a steady job, any job0 -
Must understand:
- distribution of weight and how it affects traction
- sifo
- the gas pedal is not an on off switch
- cool cars don't make cool people
- fast cars don't make fast drivers
- illegal street racing is childish and irresponsible
- race lines
- I'm going to the rally. No matter what.
Left foot braking and drivers > cars preferred but not required.
No manufactured hybrids! Not even a Tesla.
HILARIOUS! and this is part of the reason that i love u! too funny!
I'm not speaking for my car this time. Driving is too much of me. If my passion isn't shared my partner will grow to resent me and my car.
My husband meets all these requirements.0 -
An Ideal mate must be:
Intelligent
Confident
Determined
Must have - *Chemistry* or the IT factor
Funny/sense of humor
Sensitive
Emotionally Available
Productive
Financially Secure
Independent0 -
:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: man o man:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:
i was getting lovy-dovy w/ my hubby this morning.:smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:
i told him about this tread and the nice things i felt i wrote about what my man must have.:bigsmile: :bigsmile:
and that he fufills all.
so i cuddled more and asked him what his mate must have.:smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:
he said, "a vagina":ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell:0 -
Must
-be intelligent
-be independent (not require my constant attention)
-be able to dish it right back
-have a sense of humor
-remind me that despite the one case of dge ulu fever two counties over I am not actually sick and need to get off my *kitten*
-love me despite my bad jokes, argumentative nature and my hypochondria
Must not
-be dumber than a box of rocks0 -
my only requirement:-
NON-smoker
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He must
*Honest
*Devoted
*Trustworthy
*Support me in everything I like to do such as running....
*Give me lots of attention
* Be attracted mentally as well as physically
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I'm rather easy to please. All I ask is that you must;
1. Be physic.
2. Drive a Mustang.
3. Let me drive the mustang.
4. No *****ing about dying in the boat,.not that I could hear you anyway.
5. Understand that I'm gonna look.
6. Believe me when I say we was just talking...
7. Must have normal size toes.
8. Must have enough brains to realise that you will get blisters if you wear those shoes.
9. Realise that when I say I'M going shopping, that means I'm buying stuff for me. If you want something you got to say you want it."do you think this looks ok?" Means Something different to me than you.
10. Take off your shoes before you put your feet on the dash.
11. Understand that when I embarrass you in public, I did it out of love.
12. If my dad calls you by the wrong name, its because he is senile.
13. Must be able to withstand unrelenting dog moochies.
14. Realise that when I say "I'm going to bed." I intend on actually sleeping.
15. Don't never ever ever change your bra/shirt/swimsuit by doing the through the sleeve trick. We all grown ups here, I've seen boobies before.
16. Can't have any reservations about eating on paper plates.
17. Don't ask what that is in the dishwasher if you really don't want to know. It's my dishwasher, and I can clean engine parts in it if I want to.
18. Must be able to stay away from the grill. Just stand there looking pretty, you'll be just fine.
20. Cuddling is fine with me, so Farting should be ok with you. I'm afraid I'm not willing to sacrifice my intestinal comfort for your nasal security.
21. I'm going to use dirty words. Really really dirty words.
22. The phrase "Are you sure we won't get in trouble?" is not acceptable.
23. Don't call me, text. Or pic messaging..
I'll post the other 700 later.0 -
17. Don't ask what that is in the dishwasher if you really don't want to know. It's my dishwasher, and I can clean engine parts in it if I want to.0
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mmm...
middle of a christening, go to load champagne glasses in dishwasher - guess whats in there
Yep half an engine.
washed glasses by hand:laugh:0 -
Pretty much the usual but.....he needs to be really energetic like me...cuz a melon person prob wont be able to keep up!0
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lol i had way too much fun reading this thread..0
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1. Must be 6' tall
2. Must like guys with "Ginormous Weiners"
3. Must have a Mountain Dew jones
4. Must use the word "douche canoe" in a sentence at least once per month
5. Must like guys with shaved heads (or at least one)0 -
Must have confidence.
Must have intelligible and independent thought.
Must have great hygiene maintenance.
Must have the ability to not catch feelings if the situation is what it is.
Must have the patience and sense of humor to put up with my random shenanigans.
There's more as I have a long list of requirements, but since I'm not looking, I'm cutting it off here. Haha.0 -
1. Must be 6' tall
2. Must like guys with "Ginormous Weiners"
3. Must have a Mountain Dew jones
4. Must use the word "douche canoe" in a sentence at least once per month
5. Must like guys with shaved heads (or at least one)0 -
Pretty much the usual but.....he needs to be really energetic like me...cuz a melon person prob wont be able to keep up!
A "melon" person? So no cantaloupes or honeydew lovers?0 -
The person I'm with *must* have an awesome sense of humor.0
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I have never been one to have a "list" per-say.....BUT
Must be able to carry on an intellectual conversation with an open mind....
open mindedness would be the biggest requirement for me.0
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