what do u require??

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  • prettypain
    prettypain Posts: 90
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    K. I. S. S. (keep it simple stupid)

    Boobies, Compatible personality (this covers a lot), Drug and Disease free


    minus the boobies...lol
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
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    must be taller than me
    couldnt agree more! not many men meet that qualification... 6ft tall. ugh. lol.

    i got you by 2 inches... is that enough? lol
  • noltes2
    noltes2 Posts: 202 Member
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    Simple request:

    -Brush his teeth
    -Be able to fix things, and be handy
    -Have a steady job, any job
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
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    Must understand:

    - distribution of weight and how it affects traction
    - sifo
    - the gas pedal is not an on off switch
    - cool cars don't make cool people
    - fast cars don't make fast drivers
    - illegal street racing is childish and irresponsible
    - race lines
    - I'm going to the rally. No matter what.

    Left foot braking and drivers > cars preferred but not required.
    No manufactured hybrids! Not even a Tesla.

    HILARIOUS! and this is part of the reason that i love u! too funny!
    It took me awhile to figure out why this was funny. Typical for me, and hardly anbody else, but Hilarious?
    I'm not speaking for my car this time. Driving is too much of me. If my passion isn't shared my partner will grow to resent me and my car.
    My husband meets all these requirements. :love:
  • Missevanston
    Missevanston Posts: 361 Member
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    An Ideal mate must be:

    Intelligent
    Confident
    Determined
    Must have - *Chemistry* or the IT factor
    Funny/sense of humor
    Sensitive
    Emotionally Available
    Productive
    Financially Secure
    Independent
  • oregonlady
    oregonlady Posts: 2,743 Member
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    :noway: :noway: :noway: :noway: man o man:noway: :noway: :noway: :noway:

    i was getting lovy-dovy w/ my hubby this morning.:smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:
    i told him about this tread and the nice things i felt i wrote about what my man must have.:bigsmile: :bigsmile:
    :heart: :heart: and that he fufills all.:heart::heart: :heart:
    so i cuddled more and asked him what his mate must have.:smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:

    he said, "a vagina":ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell: :ohwell:
  • Sonofabiscuit2
    Sonofabiscuit2 Posts: 323 Member
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    Must
    -be intelligent
    -be independent (not require my constant attention)
    -be able to dish it right back
    -have a sense of humor
    -remind me that despite the one case of dge ulu fever two counties over I am not actually sick and need to get off my *kitten*
    -love me despite my bad jokes, argumentative nature and my hypochondria

    Must not
    -be dumber than a box of rocks
  • sue26
    sue26 Posts: 412
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    my only requirement:-
    NON-smoker
    :smile:
  • RunningAddict
    RunningAddict Posts: 548 Member
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    He must

    *Honest
    *Devoted
    *Trustworthy
    *Support me in everything I like to do such as running....
    *Give me lots of attention
    * Be attracted mentally as well as physically
    :laugh:
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    I'm rather easy to please. All I ask is that you must;

    1. Be physic.
    2. Drive a Mustang.
    3. Let me drive the mustang.
    4. No *****ing about dying in the boat,.not that I could hear you anyway.
    5. Understand that I'm gonna look.
    6. Believe me when I say we was just talking...
    7. Must have normal size toes.
    8. Must have enough brains to realise that you will get blisters if you wear those shoes.
    9. Realise that when I say I'M going shopping, that means I'm buying stuff for me. If you want something you got to say you want it."do you think this looks ok?" Means Something different to me than you.
    10. Take off your shoes before you put your feet on the dash.
    11. Understand that when I embarrass you in public, I did it out of love.
    12. If my dad calls you by the wrong name, its because he is senile.
    13. Must be able to withstand unrelenting dog moochies.
    14. Realise that when I say "I'm going to bed." I intend on actually sleeping.
    15. Don't never ever ever change your bra/shirt/swimsuit by doing the through the sleeve trick. We all grown ups here, I've seen boobies before.
    16. Can't have any reservations about eating on paper plates.
    17. Don't ask what that is in the dishwasher if you really don't want to know. It's my dishwasher, and I can clean engine parts in it if I want to.
    18. Must be able to stay away from the grill. Just stand there looking pretty, you'll be just fine.
    20. Cuddling is fine with me, so Farting should be ok with you. I'm afraid I'm not willing to sacrifice my intestinal comfort for your nasal security.
    21. I'm going to use dirty words. Really really dirty words.
    22. The phrase "Are you sure we won't get in trouble?" is not acceptable.
    23. Don't call me, text. Or pic messaging..

    I'll post the other 700 later.
  • otr12
    otr12 Posts: 632 Member
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    17. Don't ask what that is in the dishwasher if you really don't want to know. It's my dishwasher, and I can clean engine parts in it if I want to.
    After an hour and a half of searching for a specific wrench, and accusing the people in my house of not putting it back where it belongs, I found it in the silverware drawer. Right where I put it after I unloaded the dishwasher.
  • sue26
    sue26 Posts: 412
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    mmm...
    middle of a christening, go to load champagne glasses in dishwasher - guess whats in there
    Yep half an engine.
    washed glasses by hand:laugh:
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    Pretty much the usual but.....he needs to be really energetic like me...cuz a melon person prob wont be able to keep up!
  • JessicaPahl
    JessicaPahl Posts: 48
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    lol i had way too much fun reading this thread..
  • reepobob
    reepobob Posts: 1,172 Member
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    1. Must be 6' tall
    2. Must like guys with "Ginormous Weiners"
    3. Must have a Mountain Dew jones
    4. Must use the word "douche canoe" in a sentence at least once per month
    5. Must like guys with shaved heads (or at least one)
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    Must have confidence.
    Must have intelligible and independent thought.
    Must have great hygiene maintenance.
    Must have the ability to not catch feelings if the situation is what it is.
    Must have the patience and sense of humor to put up with my random shenanigans.

    There's more as I have a long list of requirements, but since I'm not looking, I'm cutting it off here. Haha.
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
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    1. Must be 6' tall
    2. Must like guys with "Ginormous Weiners"
    3. Must have a Mountain Dew jones
    4. Must use the word "douche canoe" in a sentence at least once per month
    5. Must like guys with shaved heads (or at least one)
    well bob... i think u just might be in luck. i happen to know somebody who meets ALL these requirements! shes pretty hot too. would u like me to get u her number?? it might take me a while, but i think its in my cell phone some place... i just gotta remember her name...
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    Pretty much the usual but.....he needs to be really energetic like me...cuz a melon person prob wont be able to keep up!

    A "melon" person? So no cantaloupes or honeydew lovers?
  • angelworm
    angelworm Posts: 35
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    The person I'm with *must* have an awesome sense of humor.
  • c3lxxx
    c3lxxx Posts: 25
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    I have never been one to have a "list" per-say.....BUT

    Must be able to carry on an intellectual conversation with an open mind....
    open mindedness would be the biggest requirement for me.