We broke up because...
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completely off lol0
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wore flip-flops to our wedding0
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He wanted to sleep with the dummy instead0
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Why did we break up? And can we at least pretend to make up?0
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he refused to squeeze from the bottom of the tube.0
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he doesn't bite at all0
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He continuously picks on me0
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Never appreciated when I tried to set her up0
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Hypercolor differences.0
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She didn’t like my late career choice as Fizbo the Clown. Hey, it paid the bills!0
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He ate his peas one at a time.0
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She always made me eat my veggies0
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He puts the toilet paper on the roller the wrong direction0
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He farted in his sleep and it smelt like rotten eggs0
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He wouldn't have a sex change operation0
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asianfashionista86 wrote: »He farted in his sleep and it smelt like rotten eggs
She farted in the bed and said she was in the zone.
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Had a constant gas problem...emitted enough gas to fuel a small third world country0
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She was bottling peoples gas to sell to the 3rd world0
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He bought stock in the bottles and smelled it while hiking0
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she lost that loving feeling0
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Ran off with the neighbour0
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did the whole neighborhood - even Mr Rogers
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he let his dogs sleep in the bed0
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I wore him out
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rawwwwwwwwwrrrrrrrrrrr0
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The make up sex was awesome0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »The make up sex was awesome [/quote
Everyone wore clown makeup during makeup sex0
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