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We broke up because...
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deviboy1592 wrote: »I walked in while he was watching 50 shades of grey, by himself naked...
Erectile dysfuntion on both our parts.0 -
deviboy1592 wrote: »I walked in while he was watching 50 shades of grey, by himself naked...
that was the whole idea.
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All three mens above me were having to much fun with each other instead of the lovely ladies lmao!!0
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I know, they sorta deserve each other 0
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they couldnt accept our man-love0
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He loved his Man more than me!!!0
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He never wanted to share is sausage with me0
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Forced me to watch Ben stillers rom com.0
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wouldnt dressup as derek zoolander0
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Still Lovin His Man More!0
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Because she wouldn't let me fly like a peacock!0
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I wanted him to waddle like a penguin but he refused0
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she took "you look good in black and white" as "are you calling me a cow!??!"0
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Ria_StayingFit wrote: »I wanted him to waddle like a penguin but he refused
Because her love for penguins was insatiable.0 -
Constantly moooed at unexpected time and caused me embarrassment!0
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Was always calling me a Cow!
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Wouldn't give me free milk 0
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Was a free loader0
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His Motto was "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Good luck with that Buddy!!!
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She kept calling me by another woman's name. Lol0
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She kept taking selfies0
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kept calling me bubba0
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Make up sex was awesome0
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He wanted it in her eye all the time and my aim sucks0
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His aim did suck...I was forever cleaning the curtains..the ceiling..the walls ...and ...well you get the idea0
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When she cleaned she never put on that janitor outfit0
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Complained because i liked to clean in the nude ....0
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Tracked pubes everywhere because she cleaned in the nude0
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Complained about pubes everywhere but mostly stuck in his teeth...0
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