We broke up because...
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            For how much I was spending, she wasn't putting out enough!0
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            Was only with me for the Fabulous Nookie! 0 0
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            She wouldn't give me a cookie after the nookie but I did it all for the cookie0
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            Smelled like onions on a hot summer night0
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            Didn't like my breath smelling like onions but I refuse to lay off fajitas0
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            doesnt like my kittens0
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            His neck was too long0
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            Mr_Stabbems wrote: »doesnt like my kittens
 It's not that I don't like them. But with my allergies you choose them over me0
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            Was allergic to kittens0
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            Was allergic to my Kitten!  0 0
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            She wouldn’t support my Ren and Stimpy addiction.0
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            He kept running around screaming "You idiot" "You worm!!!" all the time.0
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            She was abusive with her Tennis racquet!
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            she laughed when she saw my bra size0
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            She thought it was Funny to use my Brassiere as a party hat!0
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            Well mine can only fit a marble0
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            haha because we kept losing track of whose bra was whose0
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            I found a random bra in her car and it wasnt her size! 0 0
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            haha!0
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            I have strange collections of things0
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            She collected fingers and toes! i have no idea from where! 0 0
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            They kept being my little shadow.0
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            Always paranoid about a bunch of little shadows following them everywhere!0
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            Referred to our children as shadows ...0
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            slimgirljo15 wrote: »Referred to our children as shadows ...
 They frightened me0
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            she was so jumpy around loud noises0
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            She would Bang on the pot rack anytime I was Napping!0
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            she broke the no tattoo's whilst im sleeping rule....especially there!0
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            He clearly loved many0
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            She had too many! Her idea of Not Many was 42!0
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