We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

For how much I was spending, she wasn't putting out enough!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was only with me for the Fabulous Nookie!

blu_de_ville

She wouldn't give me a cookie after the nookie but I did it all for the cookie

Noelv1976

Smelled like onions on a hot summer night

blu_de_ville

Didn't like my breath smelling like onions but I refuse to lay off fajitas

Mr_Stabbems

doesnt like my kittens

Noelv1976

His neck was too long

blu_de_ville

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

doesnt like my kittens

It's not that I don't like them. But with my allergies you choose them over me

Noelv1976

Was allergic to kittens

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was allergic to my Kitten!

DWBalboa

She wouldn’t support my Ren and Stimpy addiction.

MissRheingold

He kept running around screaming "You idiot" "You worm!!!" all the time.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was abusive with her Tennis racquet!

3AAnn3

she laughed when she saw my bra size

FabulousFantasticFifty

She thought it was Funny to use my Brassiere as a party hat!

blu_de_ville

Well mine can only fit a marble

3AAnn3

haha because we kept losing track of whose bra was whose

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found a random bra in her car and it wasnt her size!

3AAnn3

haha!

blu_de_ville

I have strange collections of things

FabulousFantasticFifty

She collected fingers and toes! i have no idea from where!

myheartsabattleground

They kept being my little shadow.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always paranoid about a bunch of little shadows following them everywhere!

slimgirljo15

Referred to our children as shadows ...

blu_de_ville

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Referred to our children as shadows ...

They frightened me

SuzyQAzureblue

she was so jumpy around loud noises

FabulousFantasticFifty

She would Bang on the pot rack anytime I was Napping!

Mr_Stabbems

she broke the no tattoo's whilst im sleeping rule....especially there!

slimgirljo15

He clearly loved many

FabulousFantasticFifty

She had too many! Her idea of Not Many was 42!