We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

For how much I was spending, she wasn't putting out enough!

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

Was only with me for the Fabulous Nookie!

blu_de_ville · July 2015

She wouldn't give me a cookie after the nookie but I did it all for the cookie

Noelv1976 · July 2015

Smelled like onions on a hot summer night

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Didn't like my breath smelling like onions but I refuse to lay off fajitas

Mr_Stabbems · July 2015

doesnt like my kittens

Noelv1976 · July 2015

His neck was too long

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Mr_Stabbems wrote: »

doesnt like my kittens

It's not that I don't like them. But with my allergies you choose them over me

Noelv1976 · July 2015

Was allergic to kittens

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

Was allergic to my Kitten!

DWBalboa · July 2015

She wouldn’t support my Ren and Stimpy addiction.

MissRheingold · July 2015

He kept running around screaming "You idiot" "You worm!!!" all the time.

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

She was abusive with her Tennis racquet!

3AAnn3 · July 2015

she laughed when she saw my bra size

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

She thought it was Funny to use my Brassiere as a party hat!

blu_de_ville · July 2015

Well mine can only fit a marble

3AAnn3 · July 2015

haha because we kept losing track of whose bra was whose

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

I found a random bra in her car and it wasnt her size!

3AAnn3 · July 2015

haha!

blu_de_ville · July 2015

I have strange collections of things

Replies