We broke up because...
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He ordered pizza every time it was his turn to cook!0
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Got mad because I eat all the pizza0 -
Liked to do funky things with her pizza0
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Her tail wagged more for pizza than for me!
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Was jealous of my pizza
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Ran off with the pizza boy0
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She was devastated and obsessed with killing delivery boys!0
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She wouldn't help me hide the bodies0
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She wanted me to hide pizza boy bodies...... but the real kicker was that she didn't let me have any pizza0
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She would get rid of the evidence by eating it!0
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He slaughtered my pet pig for more bacon0
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He ate all the bacon
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She expected me to bring home all the bacon.0
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She brought home something.... And it wasn't bacon0
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Blamed me for her STD
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I found a large supply of Antibiotics in her overnight bag!0
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Sexy
Tempting
Devil
Yes I blamed her0 -
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She wronged me one too many times!
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She thought she was an angel and insisted I watch Date with an Angel everyday0
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She hated Tad from All My Children!0
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She never went to work due to being addicted to day time television0
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She had our cable shut off!0
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She dated the cable guy0
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she's wonder woman, i am not worthy0
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He forgot who the REAL Wonder Woman was!!! 0
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She preferred Superman0
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She wanted batman AND Robin0
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She tied me up for days and beat me.0
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He wanted his duck involved in EVERYTHING we did0
..she had me all wrong 
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