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  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    She was too fat. My house was too small.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    :o ..he called me fat :'(:'( ...so I stabbed him with a fork :D
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Paws0412 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    :o ..he called me fat :'(:'( ...so I stabbed him with a fork :D

    Lmao.. I'm never leaving you!

    But, I am moving on
  • LVNF04
    LVNF04 Posts: 2,607 Member
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    It could have been worse. At least I didn't break up because she was too old or ugly. Lol you can fix fat you can't fix ugly, not sober.
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    Acted like a baby
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Wanted to be breast feed.....hard nursing a grown man out shopping :p
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Wasn't adventurous in public.
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
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    wanting to do the deed on the dance floor at a wedding wasnt my idea of adventure
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Lusted after anothers boobs
  • SJunczyk
    SJunczyk Posts: 430 Member
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    Kept calling me Boobs - this is not my birth name
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    He used all of my protein powder
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,045 Member
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    He got mad I used all his protein Powder
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Wouldn't share any food ...he actually bit my hand... :o
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    Apparently didn't like my 'love' bites...
  • MrsGreen140
    MrsGreen140 Posts: 212 Member
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    she wouldn't let me wear my flip-flops to her wedding. :disappointed:
  • Train4Foodz
    Train4Foodz Posts: 4,298 Member
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    She kept trying to push me in a snake pit... My health insurance was becoming unaffordable!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    He was always complaining about how much this was, how much that was, how much my shoes cost, etc., etc.!!!

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