We broke up because...
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We broke all the furniture and he was too cheap to replace it0
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She barks when she laughed0
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Didn't think my Seal impression was cute!0
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She wouldn't stop making Seal impressions0
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Didn't like Seal.0
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Always trying to date Seal!0
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Could never seal the deal0
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Wouldn't wipe my butt when I was sick with E Coli0
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He wanted me to use my tongue0
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Eeeewwwww!!! She had major Kooties!
I LIKE KISSING AND CAN NEVER KISS HER AGAIN!0 -
I said he wanted me to but I didn't and she never believed me0
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Her brown tongue scared me
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She wouldn't French kiss me0
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I wasnt French!0
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She ate French fries obsessively and insisted they were actually French food0
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He had a problem with my birthday suit0
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Overly proud of her bathing suit0
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She showed her birthday suit to everyone at her party!0
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@TheArchyBunker and @FabulousFantasticFifty ran off together and left me there naked on the floor0
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@Wonderwomanvik accusing me of leaving her naked0
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He had naked woman all over the Tri state area0
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She was one of them and didnt like the cold0
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HE didn't like that I was into fireplay and was worried he'd get his short and curlies burnt off...0
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Had me confused for someone else0
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Wouldn't let me roll play so I could pretend to be someone else...0
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Her idea of role play was me dressing up like a cinnamon roll!
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She always wanted me to sprinkle myself with cinnamon and sugar0
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He said I was too spicy and went back to the sweet one!0
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She was broke0
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