We broke up because...
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She was a gold digger and I only had silver0
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She didn't like the silver streaks in my hair0
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She was too old!0
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He kept on showing his boobie to everybody.
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She hated my girls0
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shrutfiord wrote: »He kept on showing his boobie to everybody.
I'm a girl btw!
They were better than my girls
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She wanted me to show my girls online for money0
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She shared her everything..with everyone0
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She didn't like that I was all about Love!0
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She "loved" everyone but me0
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She didn't understand how big my heart was and I had room for everybody0
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It wasn't her heart that had room for everyone0
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Always calling people Hohohos!0
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St Nick came more than once a year for her0
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He sure did!!!
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Cheater0
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Never lost a tooth, but kept the tooth fairy coming every night.0
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He's a Dirty Birdy!0
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She wanted to pluck my ducks feathers!0
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He was plucking my uni-brow when I was sleeping!0
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Shiver...she had a unibrow0
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She bought me gallons of Wax for Valentines day!0
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Her lips were wax0
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I knew something was up when she'd only let me in the backdoor.0
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He was too Freaky for me!
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Wouldn't let me get my freak on0
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We both cared too much
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He was mistaken! I didnt care.
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She said I was too immature, so I demanded she leave my pillow fort at once.0
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He kicked me out of the Club!
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