We broke up because...
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She always had gas.0
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She was always passing gas0
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She spilled my bag of Doritos in the backseat and didn't fess up until we started attracting ants!0
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He said "Pass" and moved on!
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She gave me a "Dutch Oven" -- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven0
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Didnt like my Shoe collection!
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She refused to sell her shoe collection to pay the rent0
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Took the rent money to buy a whole new wardrobe0
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We always fought over Ham being called Canadian Bacon!
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Had such a small wardrobe -- wore her hockey shirt for everything0
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was constantly trying to beat me into submission with her hockey stick0
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Didnt agree with tough Love!0
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She fought with me constantly but still insisted she loved me.0
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Love Hurts!!!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Love Hurts!!!
She repeated that as she hit me every night.0 -
He kept hitting on the neighbors 18 yo son0
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What a Baby!!! I hit him with a feather Duster!0
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had a tickle fetish.....I hate being tickled, especially with feathers.0
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She wanted to put that feather duster in some strange places!0
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Always wanted Tail and flew the coop!0
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Wanted to do it in the barnyard.0
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wanted to do the whole barnyard 0
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Caught her rolling in the mud making odd noises.0
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Was a Farmer not a Lover!0
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She spent more time at the neighboring farm than ours0
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The Neighbor WAS a Lover! ;p0
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She brought her curling iron camping.
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He camped in an RV0
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Caught her with the neighbor in an RV0
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So jealous!!!! He was there too!!!
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