We broke up because...

Wonderwomanvik

She always had gas.

kjm3579

She was always passing gas

charlottemmarks

She spilled my bag of Doritos in the backseat and didn't fess up until we started attracting ants!

FabulousFantasticFifty

He said "Pass" and moved on!

kjm3579

She gave me a "Dutch Oven" -- http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didnt like my Shoe collection!

kjm3579

She refused to sell her shoe collection to pay the rent

ACanadian22

Took the rent money to buy a whole new wardrobe

FabulousFantasticFifty

We always fought over Ham being called Canadian Bacon!

kjm3579

Had such a small wardrobe -- wore her hockey shirt for everything

qxana1969

was constantly trying to beat me into submission with her hockey stick

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didnt agree with tough Love!

kjm3579

She fought with me constantly but still insisted she loved me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Love Hurts!!!

kjm3579

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Love Hurts!!!

She repeated that as she hit me every night.

Wonderwomanvik

He kept hitting on the neighbors 18 yo son

FabulousFantasticFifty

What a Baby!!! I hit him with a feather Duster!

qxana1969

had a tickle fetish.....I hate being tickled, especially with feathers.

kjm3579

She wanted to put that feather duster in some strange places!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always wanted Tail and flew the coop!

kjm3579

Wanted to do it in the barnyard.

RunHardBeStrong

wanted to do the whole barnyard

kjm3579

Caught her rolling in the mud making odd noises.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was a Farmer not a Lover!

RunHardBeStrong

She spent more time at the neighboring farm than ours

FabulousFantasticFifty

The Neighbor WAS a Lover! ;p

GDLAZ

She brought her curling iron camping.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He camped in an RV

kjm3579

Caught her with the neighbor in an RV

FabulousFantasticFifty

So jealous!!!! He was there too!!!