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She crashed into the invisible ocean!0
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Delusional ..0
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Committed me to Shady Acres just so she could spend my money!0
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She had no money0
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She spent it all then ran off with my Psychiatrist0
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They constantly wore heels0
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Apparently saw more than one of me!
Had Double vision and liked the second one better!0 -
She kept asking to meet my twin... I don't have one0
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She kept asking me if I had a brother...0
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I heard somewhere that he was a Bum!0
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She kept bumming my clothes. I eventually had nothing to wear0
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She didn't dress quite modest enough for me.
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He wanted me to dress like an Amish woman and I'm not even German.0
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Realized I made a huge mistake leaving wonderwomanvik..0
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He left me to go back to an imposter!0
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Always wanted me to role play0
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Would never roll or play0
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Aww hell ..we didn't break up did we?0
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Left to get milk and never came back.0
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Was lactose intolerant.0
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always exploited those with food allergies - never forget the time he fed our neighbor a shrimp knowing she was allergic - she turned 10 shades of red and he laughed the whole time.0
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That is true! and he wouldn't buy Wine!0
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Didn't realize we already had enough whine in our lives.
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UGH. realize schmealize...we're Done!!!0
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Thought he was a Comedian! I Heckled him right out to the curb!0
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All's she talked about were my sunglasses
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Was always making jokes about our sex mishaps and shared at parties0
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She kicked my Azz once at a Fancy Dinner Party!0
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Thought replacing letters with Z's made her sound cool!0
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Never let me get any Zzzzzs!0
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