We broke up because...

RunHardBeStrong

He was so needy...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hated my Tattoos!

RunHardBeStrong

blew our whole budget on tattoos for himself and his friends

FabulousFantasticFifty

He had a Huge tattoo of his Ex Saying BERTHA across his Forehead!

RunHardBeStrong

She ran away with Bertha from the local diner

FabulousFantasticFifty

Bertha knew how to make a Woman feel like a Woman!

GDLAZ

Our relationship was a nightmare

FabulousFantasticFifty

He left because I accidentally kicked and scratched him in bed one night!

GDLAZ

That wasn't me she scratched, it was the bike...

RunHardBeStrong

He ran away with a biker group never to be heard from again

FabulousFantasticFifty

She ran away to join the Circus

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I found her smokin' bowls with Snoop Dog and she didn't introduce me.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Just getting back at him for going Dancing with Sam and not taking me along!

slimgirljo15

She was jealous of my dancing partner

Wonderwomanvik

She refused to dance with me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Knew the forbidden dances a bit too well.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that he was Dancing to feed his Duck!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Didn't approve of my party lifestyle.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He was Hosting Swingers Parties while I was at work!

RunHardBeStrong

She wouldn't let me go to his swinger parties

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wasnt happy with the Swing I bought her!

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_Figgzie_

we didn't yet...........I think?

Forestgirly

He took more selfies than me

iTim__

She didn't put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp.

slimgirljo15

Sang all the time..badly

tc1333

She'd never take a selfie with me

Forestgirly

I didn't understand his language

iTim__

She didn't put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

handyrunner

Yelled everything all the time