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Claims she was a starter on her college basketball team, but went to an on-line college.0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Flosses with pubic hair ...sorry
I'm waxed so I'll need a donor. Is that an offer?0 -
Hypnogogic wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Flosses with pubic hair ...sorry
I'm waxed so I'll need a donor. Is that an offer?
Makes little wax figures out of the used wax ....
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Hypnogogic wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »Flosses with pubic hair ...sorry
I'm waxed so I'll need a donor. Is that an offer?
Makes little wax figures out of the used wax ....
Eeeeeeexcellent! (in my best Mr. Burns voice)
Oh, and back on topic...dislikes receiving oral sex.
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Lol.....hates any form of sex...would rather eat dirt.. in actual fact is a virgin0
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Hahaha ..been drinking ...is an dominatix who visits retirement homes to spank wrinkly butts for free....shes kind like that0
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Continues to stuff her bra, even though it is no longer necessary, using the justification of "never knowing when she may need an extra pair of socks".0
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Always takes Slim with him when he goes Bowling so that he can have clean socks handy!0
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Knows how magnets work.0
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Hypnogogic wrote: »Knows how magnets work.
Thinks I am a Dummy!
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(I'm sorry, you didn't phrase that in the form of a question.)
@FabulousFantasticFifty has been banned from being on Jeopardy0 -
All his life, he's saved his chewing gum, and has been assembling it into a giant fort. He's very disappointed that his wife and kids won't play with him in this fort.0
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She has several tin foil hats she uses to protect herself from the government, secret societies, or aliens from alpha centari0
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He is capable of some really mediocre things. However, he has the best socks of anyone I know.0
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Professional jello wrestler in Guam but refuses to wrestle in green jello0
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Has been spying on me for the past six months.0
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Crashes conventions as the keynote speaker.. Fills up on the free food and then bails before her speech0
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