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  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
    Knows how magnets work.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Hypnogogic wrote: »
    Knows how magnets work.
    Simple as this: Every magnet has both a North and a South pole. When you place the North pole of one magnet near the South pole of another magnet, they are attracted to one another. When you place like poles of two magnets near each other (North to North or South to South), they will repel each other.

    Thinks I am a Dummy!

  • Harold76
    Harold76 Posts: 341 Member
    (I'm sorry, you didn't phrase that in the form of a question.)

    @FabulousFantasticFifty has been banned from being on Jeopardy
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    All his life, he's saved his chewing gum, and has been assembling it into a giant fort. He's very disappointed that his wife and kids won't play with him in this fort. :(
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    @suzreen Stop messaging me and asking for my socks. No means no.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    She has several tin foil hats she uses to protect herself from the government, secret societies, or aliens from alpha centari
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He is capable of some really mediocre things. However, he has the best socks of anyone I know.
  • Veiledbubbles
    Veiledbubbles Posts: 31 Member
    Professional jello wrestler in Guam but refuses to wrestle in green jello
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Has been spying on me for the past six months.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Crashes conventions as the keynote speaker.. Fills up on the free food and then bails before her speech
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    He knows this because he has been spying on me.
  • estepicursor
    estepicursor Posts: 500 Member
    Favorite movie is "Howard the Duck"
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He is banned from all the buffet restaurants in his town, because he brings a gym bag lined with foil and fills it up, as well as staying for several hours to eat there. Since he can't do that anymore, he thought he better get his eating under control and he joined MFP, and lived happily ever after.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Has been growing additional versions of herself to transfer her mind to
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Sometimes when he's sad he eats a whole tube of cookie dough and cries himself to sleep
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    She regularly gets caught at Walmart stealing the prize from cereal boxes and putting the open box back on the shelf
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He makes me steal the toys for him and happens to be the look out, not a very good one either. Keeps getting distracted by other shoppers.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2015
    Follows closely behind @Spnneil06 so that he can steal and eat all of the marshmallow goodies out of cereal boxes that @Spnneil06 has already adulterated ("always after his Lucky Charms", which seems to be quite distracting for him.)
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Follows closely behind @Spnneil06 so that he can steal and eat all of the marshmallow goodies out of cereal boxes that @Spnneil06 has already adulterated ("always after his Lucky Charms")

    He digs me!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Is directing and producing 3 girls, 2 cups.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2015
    Is still enjoying the latest "2-girls; D-cups" video.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Regularly walks into restaurants posing as wait staff..takes several orders then leaves...

    Man was I pissed
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Pffffttttt...like he is handy or runs.
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    Likes to bite and eat toe nails
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wears plastic wrapped dresses when the mail man comes in hopes of seducing him.
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    Spnneil06 wrote: »
    Wears plastic wrapped dresses when the mail man comes in hopes of seducing him.

    Lmao
  • Ashley__916
    Ashley__916 Posts: 228 Member
    Wears a size 11 shoe
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Loves drama
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    Likes to spy in next doors window
  • Ashley__916
    Ashley__916 Posts: 228 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Loves drama

    Hates me :)

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