We broke up because...

Harold76 · July 2015

Thinks that Greedo shot first

FabulousFantasticFifty · July 2015

She wanted me to dye my hair a different color every week!

jensquish1 · July 2015

... Because I'm a boss! Lmao

Timshel_ · July 2015

Too bossy

slimgirljo15 · July 2015

Liked to spank me with his racquet. ..

And his balls were always in his pocket....i dare you to deny it

Northernlight03 · July 2015

He never loved me

annemmr · July 2015

She turned out to be another curious straight girl.

Spnneil06 · July 2015

She didn't like how many questions I asked, what is wrong with being curious?

Northernlight03 · July 2015

Always asking me to repeat the question.... Repeat.... Repeat arrhhhh

Spnneil06 · July 2015

She couldn't deal with my brain disorder that caused me to forget things almost immediately!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

She didn't forget to send her ex flowers on his birthday every year...

Spnneil06 · July 2015

Michael_Lucas wrote: »

She didn't forget to send her ex flowers on his birthday every year...

Was jealous of my deceased ex, how could I forget him?

Luke_I_am_your_spotter · July 2015

we kept breaking up but she kept forgetting we broke up due to her brain disorder @Spnneil06

Northernlight03 · July 2015

He wouldn't accept my 56 pet rats

Luke_I_am_your_spotter · July 2015

joanne882015 wrote: »

He wouldn't accept my 56 pet rats

I told you 75 or we have no deal! We broke up because she promised me tea but didnt deliver

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy · July 2015

She had names for all 56 and could tell them apart by smell...

Northernlight03 · July 2015

I always deliver..... You just never answer

Luke_I_am_your_spotter · July 2015

joanne882015 wrote: »

I always deliver..... You just never answer

Should we let Muffins mediate this for us?

Northernlight03 · July 2015

BRING BACK MUFFIN!!

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