We broke up because...

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Her ex boyfriend sounded like he was from Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

slimgirljo15

His ex girlfriend i found out had feathers and a beak

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

didn't like that I wouldn't get rid of my ex

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was convicted along with his Ex of "Getting rid" of his other Ex!

slimgirljo15

His ex came between us....I got sick of him licking her feathers in front of me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She turned me in for the reward money.

blu_de_ville

He didn't want to be my trophy husband

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She didn't like to cuddle.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted me to cuddle his Duck!

blu_de_ville

Didn't like ducks

Johnnycrapcorn

She made me quack in bed

FabulousFantasticFifty

She always said the "D" word!

blu_de_ville

Didn't like my potty mouth

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She always said the "D" word!

Dependable was a big nono to say around her.

3AAnn3

she didn't accept my grumpy side

Mrj183

always puts empty milk cartons back in the fridge.

Johnnycrapcorn

We were messing with the same girl

FabulousFantasticFifty

She decided that she was gonna be Grumpy because she always liked "one-up" ing me on everything!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

went through a labeling phase, didn't think it was funny when I labeled my name onto the front door the cars and her *kitten*.

blu_de_ville

He put labels on top of my labels made me furious

kjm3579

blurodriguez7 wrote: »

He put labels on top of my labels made me furious

I woke up one day with labels on all of my parts -- was a little freaky.....

LiftingRiot

your creepy

delboyholmes123

She didn't lift!

Veiledbubbles

he's not into grannies

slimgirljo15

She wanted a man

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wanted too many Men and Women!

Harold76

I couldn't keep up with her

thepetiterunner

He was always playing with his sword.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She was arrested for planning a hit on her Ex's Fiance'!