We broke up because...

Altrez74

Could not accept the fact that I love cold things.

GFitMan

the type that buys those crappy masks at home goods stores

FabulousFantasticFifty

So judgemental and crabby! ;p

Altrez74

Loved taking bad selfies in a mirror.

Spnneil06

Did selfies with a dirty mirror! Who does that?

FabulousFantasticFifty

@Altrez74 Was Judgemental and Rude!

GFitMan

Spnneil06 wrote: »

Did selfies with a dirty mirror! Who does that?

hahahahahahha grrrrrrrrrr

Altrez74

Had a better then everyone else complex.

GFitMan

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

Was Judgemental and Rude!

got between me and a good fight

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Always trying to pick up the honeys.

Northernlight03

Because he would never let me sit on his knee

Altrez74

She would only sit on my knee

FabulousFantasticFifty

@Michael= What the Helllll!! Thats my lunch!!! Thats it... im breaking up with you!

RNGRZulu

Altrez74 wrote: »

She would only sit on my knee

His wee knee

Altrez74

Mumbled something about her lunch and left me.

GFitMan

kept wanting me to be the forward observer

GFitMan

RNGRZulu wrote: »

Altrez74 wrote: »

She would only sit on my knee

His wee knee

kept wanting me to be the forward observer

FabulousFantasticFifty

"Whats a Forward Observer" I asked, then he left me!

Altrez74

Did not know what a FO was.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always used "F" words!

Hea1thyGam3r

Was far too fantastic for me and I not near fabulous enough to keep her interested.

Altrez74

Never liked to F!!!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I already told him I couldnt Fly and he pushed me out the plane anyway!

GFitMan

Forward Observer is the guy who always gets killed in battle

didn't know that

Northernlight03

He always lies

GFitMan

know it all

RNGRZulu

joanne882015 wrote: »

He always lies

She always lay

asianfashionista86

He was in love with @Paws0412

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was in Love with Fashion!

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