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Was in denial that he's actually younger than my daughter and we weren't really dating. I was babysitting him.0
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She was always hitting on the younger ones!
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I had better hair
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He was always calling me a He!
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She was secretly a man.0
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I caught her wrestling Naked in Chocolate Pudding with some tough looking Chick!0 -
Didn't like my Bill Cosby imitation
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He imitated bill Cosby in a different way0
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He thought that by talking like Fat Albert he would get lucky!0
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Hey Hey Hey....worked for me!0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He thought that talking like Fat Albert he would get lucky!
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
I caught her wrestling Naked in Chocolate Pudding with some tough looking Chick!
Oh...you saw that?
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »He thought that talking like Fat Albert he would get lucky!
Shebe lubiked maybu MubushMoubuth voibus!0 -
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It was the hat and also the fact that I never knew what he was talking about! HUH???0
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she wouldn't share her sexy red lipstick!0
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Red & Purple clash and she stole my lipstick! ;p0
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Labeled all her stuff so I wouldn't borrow anything0
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Broke my labeler and used sharpie on everything!0
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Left the cap of my sharpies and dried them out.0
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I got tired of him using a sharpie to fill in his beard and ruined them on purpose! ;p0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
I got tired of him using a sharpie to fill in his beard and ruined them on purpose! ;p
Ahahah better than eyebrows0 -
She didnt like the way I did my makeup!
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Tried to give me a makeover (see above) I didn't feel like myself...0
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She had Dissociative identity disorder. I never knew who I was with from one day to the next!0
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She was alwasy trying to corrupt my youthful innocence0
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I heard him call me Granny when talking to his friends! 0
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Wanted me to call her grandma while making love -- really weirded me out.0
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I kicked him in the ***** one day and he was never the same!0
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She thought it was acceptable to give me sugar free pudding.0
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