We broke up because...

kjm3579

She became increasing violent in our relationship

FabulousFantasticFifty

He fought like a Girl!

kjm3579

That's because I screamed when she pulled out the iron skillet

asianfashionista86

He cheated on me with @FabulousFantasticFifty

hornseyme

She bit the head off all of my little ponies then cleared my bank account

Northernlight03

He just didn't understand me

RNGRZulu

Could you repeat that?

Northernlight03

See in one ear out the other

FabulousFantasticFifty

She talked nonsense all day! ;p

RNGRZulu

Sure, I'll have another beer.

Northernlight03

My underwear going missing was the last straw

FabulousFantasticFifty

She used the last straw and I needed one for my Smoothie!

JONZ64

She kept blaming me for her underwear missing

Northernlight03

Yea always eat my last rolo

hornseyme

I was all hands

FabulousFantasticFifty

That position never worked for me!

GFitMan

wouldn't do it in the laundry room

Harleyb87

he cheated on me after he got back from the military

FabulousFantasticFifty

She imagined that I was a Soldier!

GFitMan

wouldn't follow orders

hornseyme

Punched my cat to death

FabulousFantasticFifty

I was allergic to cats!

GFitMan

i have two cats

Altrez74

Had too many cats!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Always scared the Shyyte outa me!

Altrez74

Was a pudding britches.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I always had no idea what the Heck he was talking about!

Altrez74

Never could understand me

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Kept trying to do strange things with icecubes.

Altrez74

Could not accept the fact that I loved cold things.