We broke up because...

blu_de_ville

Just because I replaced the water with peroxide and put mentos in the ice cubes...

GFitMan

Played chemist - she wasnt a chemist

FabulousFantasticFifty

She was the Crazy one! See???!!!

slimgirljo15

One word ...casanova

GFitMan

Wouldnt let me be me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wouldnt change who he was for me!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I liked who she was, she kept trying to change!

slimgirljo15

She loved casanova

blu_de_ville

She was into men

GFitMan

She loved my.loving but she didnt love me

FabulousFantasticFifty

He bragged about his "Loving" to much!

3AAnn3

hair kept clogging up the drains.

GFitMan

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

He bragged about his "Loving" to much!

Berated my confidence - destroyed me slowly

slimgirljo15

So busy loving the ladies ...no time for me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her Fault! She turned me!

blu_de_ville

She was stuck on her first love

3AAnn3

she always made me dress up in the Robin costume

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

She outran me.

Fabgirly1

He said I was a neat freak

jessedcg

you sold my panties online!

blu_de_ville

I needed the cash and the craigslist people were willing to pay big bucks

jessedcg

blurodriguez7 wrote: »

I needed the cash and the craigslist people were willing to pay big bucks

It's ok because I sold your bra so...I guess its all good.

blu_de_ville

We forgave each other and decided to stay friends

GFitMan

She stole my craiglist business idea

jessedcg

you tried to remove my kidney

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that He was a Craigslist Stalker!

blu_de_ville

She was in love with the craigslist killer

jessedcg

she threw away my bajo...

blu_de_ville

I didn't like her playing the banjo at 3am

FitnessTrainer69

She tasted funny, like clown lol