We broke up because...

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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Accused me of having had Reassignment Surgery
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Every suggestion was an accusation with her!
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He only knew one word and it was actually two! :tongue:
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She always brought up my age when I tired out!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Couldnt live up to his name! :lol:
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    There are so many reasons! She had a drinking problem, complained about everything, never saw the positive, left her hairbrush and hair gel out every day, never put them away, but would swear up and down that she did when confronted, left dishes all over the house, refused to shower before going to bed at night when she was all sweaty smelling, concerned herself with everything wrong in the world and only wanted to talk about death and destruction, instead of talking about maybe getting a pet llama or taking a cool vacation. I'd just had enough, what can I say?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I always thought she was too hot for me.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She talked too much! :lol:
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  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I lost my desire for wearing red Lipstick once I saw that it looked better on her lips!
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Her low desire was unbearable. Once a month? I had to move on!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She wanted it every hour on the hour, how was I supposed to make a living?
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    I told her we would live on love...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    I believed her and we ended up under the bridge, I don't call selling our bodies living on love!!!!
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    She dressed me in a business suit and made me get a job. I'm more the trophy wife kind
  • Infamous_El_Guapo
    Infamous_El_Guapo Posts: 421 Member
    Wanted to be painted gold to better suit the title of "trophy" wife.
  • onmyweigh_
    onmyweigh_ Posts: 486 Member
    She kept wearing my panties.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    edited July 2015
    I was jealous of her boobs. :-(
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    The british accent stopped doing it for her! :'(
  • Infamous_El_Guapo
    Infamous_El_Guapo Posts: 421 Member
    Jealous of British accent...
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    edited July 2015
    He was bad in bed.
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    she was too freaky in bed.......im sorry......but Lego is not designed for that.
  • onmyweigh_
    onmyweigh_ Posts: 486 Member
    He insisted on missionary sex with the lights out.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    His girlfriend gave him trust issues in the bedroom, he especially hated when I said "I have a surprise for you"
  • Becka4Real
    Becka4Real Posts: 1,527 Member
    Promised surprises. Never delivered
  • ExileFromTheNorth
    ExileFromTheNorth Posts: 3,038 Member
    the surprises became too grotesque
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    edited July 2015
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She couldn't think of a single reason to leave her ex.....enough said :'(

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