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It was only a pretense so we could have make up sex.0
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I wouldn't let her shave anymore.0
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She didn't love dinosaurs as much as me. </30
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I was more into dragons than dinosaursShereewhitney88 wrote: »She didn't love dinosaurs as much as me. </3
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I refused to pretend to be a dragon0
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Never wanted to be part of my fantasies.0
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Yep......we broke up because the make up sex was awesome
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She was in love with a duck!0
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She didn't love my duck?0
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He treated his duck better than me! Candle dinners, bubble baths! I got top ramen and a kiddie pool.0
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She tried to put my duck in a real bath...sponge baths only!0
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I tried to make duck soup, didn't realize it was a pet!0
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She just doesn't give a duck0
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I was afraid of i stayed our cat and dog would become soup too0
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She was scared of soup0
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Soup was the only thing she could cook0
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That crazy look she gets on her face when she makes soup.0
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He had hallucinations. ..I didn't make soup
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she would never tell anyone what she was making0
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Didn't let me have secrets0
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She had way too many secrets0
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She wouldnt tell me her secrets0
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Her secrets would always pop out the closet on parties hosted by us causing such scandal!0
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she woke up one day and the top of her head was missing.0
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He wouldn't move to Australia0
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She wasn't happy with a long distance relationship0
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Jersey__Devil wrote: »she woke up one day and the top of her head was missing.
Lol. It's because you used your horrible photo shop skills on me all the time!
47Jacqueline wrote: »She wasn't happy with a long distance relationship
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I wasn't young enough for her0
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I wasn't nearly good enough0
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