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  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    she fell in love with...
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Never knew quite what he was saying.
  • Alpha_414
    Alpha_414 Posts: 105 Member
    She forgot I've got my own small businesses generating passive income, she always had a fantasy to be an escort.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He thought I lived in a fantasy world.
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
    She thought my collection of pet rocks was silly. They have feelings too you know!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He watched Fraggle rock every night before bed, he loved it, it gave me nightmares.
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
    She kept kicking me and lashing out in her sleep, I simply assumed that she subconsciously hated me.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Had bad dreams and thought they were real.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He peed the bed instead of getting out because he thought a large gorilla was going to attack him if he flushed the toilet. I date some crazies.
  • Bakins929
    Bakins929 Posts: 895 Member
    Too clingy, changed all of her passwords to her first name and my last.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Was always snooping around my phone and computer.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Bakins929 wrote: »
    Too clingy, changed all of her passwords to her first name and my last.

    How did you know?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    Was always snooping around my phone and computer.


    He cheated on me with his computer and phone.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    she would never let me sleep... sometimes... I just need to sleep
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    :o We broke up???? When did we start dating? I thought we were just FWB?
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    was the WB part no sleep and chaffing?
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Do you have me mistaken for someone that lives on the east? Maybe southeast USA?
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    Ah yes!!........... I shouldn't even be talking to you...I'm gonna get my *kitten* whipped.... again :)
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    He killed Batman's parents
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    TheCounselorx wrote: »
    Ah yes!!........... I shouldn't even be talking to you...I'm gonna get my *kitten* whipped.... again :)

    Lol...you know you like it!!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    He killed Batman's parents

    :o He made heinous accusations about my ex
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She has 31 cats, and is allergic to cats.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He would tell me to stop sniffling like a baby, tried to tell him I couldn't help it.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    she wouldn't pay her internet bill
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He ordered so much porn on my internet bill I couldn't afford it, so he dumped me.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She goes out with guys who pay for porn sites.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He's so cheap, won't spring for the good stuff.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Never wanted to watch porn with me on my new HD Flat-screen mirror.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Spent all of his money on himself.
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