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  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,045 Member
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    She used all my eyeliner!
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
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    Never had any eyeliner...and she knew I was an "eyes guy"
  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    edited July 2015
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    He never took the helmet off
  • sixxpoint
    sixxpoint Posts: 3,529 Member
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    She didn't have a sense of humor.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    Didn't like the shrimp in the barbie
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    Never put the cuffs on
  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    edited July 2015
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    @sixxpoint You never stop do you. It's you who cant take a joke
  • EnrgizerBnny
    EnrgizerBnny Posts: 1,082 Member
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    Skipped Leg Day every day!
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
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    Thought that that act of skipping constituted leg day
  • EnrgizerBnny
    EnrgizerBnny Posts: 1,082 Member
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    RNGRZulu wrote: »
    Thought that that act of skipping constituted leg day

    Lol not exactly good try though
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    EnrgizerBnny wrote: »
    RNGRZulu wrote: »
    Thought that that act of skipping constituted leg day

    Lol not exactly good try though
    Used the battery boyfriends instead of me
  • Fvaisey
    Fvaisey Posts: 5,506 Member
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    He killed the Energizer Bunny! He put the batteries in backward and the poor thing kept coming and coming...
    So Cruel!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    :open_mouth: He was so Vulgar! I had to constantly send him to confession! ;p
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    She confessed that she was with somebody else!! :s
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,049 Member
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    He stole all my sunglasses cause he said they looked better on him.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    I assumed she was Gothic and nearly tore me a new hole :/
  • karenkasbi
    karenkasbi Posts: 216 Member
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    he was into dolls
  • karenkasbi
    karenkasbi Posts: 216 Member
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    I actually met someone like that, my god
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    She had too many weird experiences
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Kept asking about my retirement portfolio and when my last heart checkup was

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