Prayer Requests (I will pray for you)

Ed_Amundson
Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
in Chit-Chat
Just leave the request. It could be for help, hope, trouble, depression, obsession, addiction, health issues, spiritual issues, disappointments, discouragements, opportunities, conflict, needs, dreams etc. No debates... P.S. I am a Pastor of an American church. I pray all prayers in Jesus' name. Just ask! What have you got to loose?

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  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    edited July 2015
    Please pray for @leut_underpants he wears polyester underwear, track suits, and khaki shorts with knee high socks. Plus he has an obsession with giving people weird numbers and handing them these :flowerforyou:?Not sure if he can be saved but it's worth a shot
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    asianfashionista86 wrote: »
    Please pray for @leut_underpants he wears polyester underwear, track suits, and khaki shorts with knee high socks. Plus he has an obsession with giving people weird numbers and handing them these :flowerforyou:?Not sure if he can be saved but it's worth a shot

    No, just no!! Laughing too hard at this!

  • arditarose
    arditarose Posts: 15,573 Member
    oh no
  • Ed_Amundson
    Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
    With all of that static charge, I will pray that when he walks, he does not explode! I hope he doesn't smoke. He will if he moves too quickly! LOL Seriously, prayers for you GreenGoddess because you are a good sport!
  • Ed_Amundson
    Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
    asianfashionista86 wrote: »
    Please pray for @leut_underpants he wears polyester underwear, track suits, and khaki shorts with knee high socks. Plus he has an obsession with giving people weird numbers and handing them these :flowerforyou:?Not sure if he can be saved but it's worth a shot
    With all of that static charge, I will pray that when he walks, he does not explode! I hope he doesn't smoke. He will if he moves too quickly! LOL Seriously, prayers for you asianfashionista86 because you are a good sport!

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  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    Just so you are aware, religion is a banned topic on the forums do to possible "divisiveness". Hence, why you are getting a lot of jokes cause this thread will be deleted very soon.
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    oh no

    Oh yeah!

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    I'm not sure about the terms of services guidelines, but there's something about religious stuff. It'll come to me. Pray for my memory to return.

    Wouldn't you want him to pray for your release from prison or are the boys in the slammers giving you the love you so much desperately desired.
  • Ed_Amundson
    Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
    LOL, That was record timing! A whopping 2 minutes! I believe you may need prayer for things but not speed! LOL
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  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
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    Blood of Christ, I wonder?
  • saraleighb90
    saraleighb90 Posts: 20 Member
    edited July 2015
    gggggg
  • Ed_Amundson
    Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
    Ah yes, Lieutenant Underpants God is already aware of the details. You want to be freaked out? He's like Santa Clause, He sees you when your sleeping... Among other things! hint hint >:)
  • Ed_Amundson
    Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
    saraleighb90 wrote: »
    Pray for my children's health and safety and that these fertility treatments work and I have a healthy pregnancy!
    Father, in Jesus' name, I pray for sareleighb90's children's health and safety. Lord, you see her concern and you have heard her heart, I know you will answer in a mighty way! Please also, help with her medical procedures, Lord! She longs to have a healthy pregnancy and a beautiful child! Thank you in advance for the answer to this prayer! In Jesus' name, AMEN!

  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    edited July 2015
    Welp it was fun while it lasted.... I'm sure the kool aid man will be interrupting more threads in the future
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  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Ed_Amundson wrote: »
    saraleighb90 wrote: »
    Pray for my children's health and safety and that these fertility treatments work and I have a healthy pregnancy!
    Father, in Jesus' name, I pray for sareleighb90's children's health and safety. Lord, you see her concern and you have heard her heart, I know you will answer in a mighty way! Please also, help with her medical procedures, Lord! She longs to have a healthy pregnancy and a beautiful child! Thank you in advance for the answer to this prayer! In Jesus' name, AMEN!

    Okay, that was nice. Amen.

    ^ who invited this guy?
  • Ed_Amundson
    Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
    Actually, I don't mind the Lieutenant! He's funny, a bit crude, but hey, that's how he rolls! I find myself chuckling at his innuendos... I know it is Sophomoric of me, but God loves him too, more than he knows... <3
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    asianfashionista86 wrote: »
    Welp it was fun while it lasted.... I'm sure the kool aid man will be interrupting more threads in the future

    Any thread that is against the TOS, I would imagine.

    I see no flags yet. I say three pages.

    Ed, turn your head while we make our wagers.

    One report can end all the wagers though quickly....it isn't a fair fight. My guess will be two pages as it is likely to get reported or already has been.
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  • Ed_Amundson
    Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
    Hey, I'm in! I bet... well there's really no currency, so I think its fine! I bet two or three more comments and I am toast! But like John BonJovi so famously stated, "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride (not really, I drive a mini-van but it is gray) and I'm wanted (echo: wanted) dead or alive!" So my story!
  • jaga13
    jaga13 Posts: 1,149 Member
    I have a sincere question: how can you pray for someone you don't know? All you have is a picture (that might be fake) and a username.
  • Ed_Amundson
    Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
    lilyumyummfp wrote: »
    its not Sunday yet is it or is this just to get us down on our knees?

    God loves a trier lol

    Hilarious word play and I spit out my iced tea! Too funny. No, I just thought I might try to help some folks out, if I can. And hey, I got free time. People have needs... so, why not?
  • Ed_Amundson
    Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
    Leut... Honestly, I think sometimes direct dialogue with a person is best. You the Bible does say "confess your sins one to another..." I think this applies in the case between you and Miss. Lilyumyummfp! But watch out... She will shoot back and it will be funny and you will get your feelings dinged! LOL
  • Ed_Amundson
    Ed_Amundson Posts: 83 Member
    Leut! I was just thinking the same thing! LOL That's awesome!
  • GreenGoddess22
    GreenGoddess22 Posts: 3,818 Member
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    arditarose wrote: »
    oh no

    Oh yeah!

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    I'm not sure about the terms of services guidelines, but there's something about religious stuff. It'll come to me. Pray for my memory to return.

    Why is someone flagging Flat? He didn't say a darn thing that was bad.

  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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    Page 2. Ok gamblers, please see the nice lady behind the bulletproof glass to collect your winnings.

    15. Divisive Topics Are Better Suited For Groups, Not the Main Forums

    Divisive topics and posts, particularly those that seek input from or are relevant only to a select group of users, are better placed within an appropriate Group rather than the Main Forums. For example, topics relevant to only one religion should not be placed on the main forums but rather within a group related to that religion.

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