Have you beaten your Lemur today?
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jt have I told you lately how flippen AWESOME you are??? LOL this thread is hilarious!!!!0
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Wait, is that a pocket lemur or - ehrm... :laugh:0
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only when he doesnt listen which is EVERYDAY!!0
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yes, becuase he touched my feet! Nobody does the touching of the feet!!!!!!0
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Just you and your Lemur, alone soaking in each others essence. You look deep into your Lemurs eyes and feel the heat from the fires of passion that are set a blaze every time you touch him. He quivers with spasms of delight as you begin to stroke him ever so slowly up and down the length of his body. As you touch him your own body begins to tingle as you watch his reactions to your rhythmic stroking, and all you can think of is the Lemur pressed against your bare skin. The electrifying thought turns every inch of your exposed flesh to goosebumps and you know what you must do.
You move your face closer to him, as his musky scent sends his pheromones penetrating into your soul. You whisper to him ever so softly, "Have you been a bad little Lemur?" And as he looks up at you, eyes of lust driving into you hard.... you know the answer........0 -
My lemur is grey with white hair. Is that weird?
That's quite possibly the scariest, creepiest, freakiest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!! Once seen you can't un see it!! Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!0 -
That's quite possibly the scariest, creepiest, freakiest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!! Once seen you can't un see it!! Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!
As far as things seen on the internet that can't be unseen go, that little critter barely even registers as weird0 -
My lemur is grey with white hair. Is that weird?
That's quite possibly the scariest, creepiest, freakiest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!! Once seen you can't un see it!! Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!
Awww come on, can't you see how much he just wants to be your friend? Don't hate on the (sort of) Lemur0 -
My lemur is grey with white hair. Is that weird?
That's quite possibly the scariest, creepiest, freakiest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!! Once seen you can't un see it!! Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!
Awww come on, can't you see how much he just wants to be your friend? Don't hate on the (sort of) Lemur
Your Right...Who am I kidding. Don't hate on the lemur - love your lemur!! My name is Chikeebabe and I LOVE THAT LEMUR!!!0 -
That's quite possibly the scariest, creepiest, freakiest thing I HAVE EVER SEEN!! Once seen you can't un see it!! Holy crap I'm gonna have nightmares!
As far as things seen on the internet that can't be unseen go, that little critter barely even registers as weird
Point taken!0 -
The lemur...... is in full effect....
He says, "Beat me, beat me like you mean it."0 -
yes, this morning, in the shower
bwahahaha!!! :laugh:0 -
:huh:0
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I touched a lemur this summer. He sat in my lap and we took a picture. His little lemur hands felt like soft leather gloves.0
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I beat someone elses does this count?0
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I beat someone elses does this count?
I wish someone else would beat mine for me.0 -
I don't believe in beating lemurs, what with being vegan and all. However, I love to dole out a good beating to a man! The harder, the better (that would be the man AND the beating... ). :devil:0
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Just you and your Lemur, alone soaking in each others essence. You look deep into your Lemurs eyes and feel the heat from the fires of passion that are set a blaze every time you touch him. He quivers with spasms of delight as you begin to stroke him ever so slowly up and down the length of his body. As you touch him your own body begins to tingle as you watch his reactions to your rhythmic stroking, and all you can think of is the Lemur pressed against your bare skin. The electrifying thought turns every inch of your exposed flesh to goosebumps and you know what you must do.
You move your face closer to him, as his musky scent sends his pheromones penetrating into your soul. You whisper to him ever so softly, "Have you been a bad little Lemur?" And as he looks up at you, eyes of lust driving into you hard.... you know the answer........
Damn, *runs out to find her own lemur*0 -
I don't believe in beating lemurs, what with being vegan and all. However, I love to dole out a good beating to a man! The harder, the better (that would be the man AND the beating... ). :devil:
This implies that you believe the Lemur is an animal or something... The Lemur is insulted by this insinuation.0 -
No, because I belong to the APLB (association to prevent lemur beating).0
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