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Is part of a satanic cult

Lives in a tiny basement apartment with only her pet iguana for company.

Once broke his arm trying to fight off a moth

That heart was strategically placed by MFP because they thought she was too sweet too put behind bars! ;p

Stole a book from the library on kleptomania

Is the president of the company that manufacturers the Tug Toner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jby0I-zLj9c

Squeezes her dog into a small handbag so she can carry it into fancy shops

No details here, but has become "fast friends" with one or more of the aforementioned hounds.

kjm3579 wrote: »

standenvernet wrote: »

No details here, but has become "fast friends" with one or more of the aforementioned hounds.

Is the inventor of the Jog Strap.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI2OBReZXJ4

You can never be too hydrated...

... or too hung.

Claims that he shops exclusively online to explain his all too often ill-fitting wardrobe and binding undergarments.

Noelv1976 wrote: »

Helped El Chapo break out of prison

At only 5.5-feet tall, I simply hid him beneath a pair of shorts borrowed from @kjm3579 that had been purchased online and walked outta the prison (the tunnel was strictly used for access to local bars and nightclubs while "Shorty" was being held).

@Noelv1976 inspires a lot of people

... many to drink, or to use foul language, but nonetheless he is inspirational to many.

May actually be a cyberman.

He is a spy

Has a tendency to ramble. Oh wait...that's not a lie either.

Wears cleats to play tennis to keep him from slipping on the court.

Has a fetish for ladies with gray hair and stubble on their chins.

He walks around downtown giving wedgies to random People!