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    lame pick up line's....

    Posts: 17 Member
    edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
    I want to hear the lamest and best pick up line's. Let's hear some great ones and laugh...

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      That's so great! Lmao
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    • Posts: 17 Member
      Hehe, not all of them...
    • Posts: 2,205 Member
      Some guy came up to me and said "Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh...enough to break the ice, im John" smh.. just no.

      Another classy guy asked me "Excuse me miss, but are you famous?" "um no..." "Becuase your so beautiful you must be from the stars"
    • Posts: 667 Member
      your legs must be hurting, cause you've been running in my dreams all night
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      your dress would look even better on the bedroom floor
    • Posts: 17 Member
      I have had guys say weird stuff, but not any of that. That must of been awkward
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      Lol leg must tried...
    • Posts: 1,547 Member
      I had a guy come up to me with his eyes closed, grabbed my breast andn then apologized saying "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your name tag was in braille".
    • Posts: 137 Member
      madhatter2013 wrote: »
      I had a guy come up to me with his eyes closed, grabbed my breast andn then apologized saying "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought your name tag was in braille".

      And after you kicked him in the balls, he did what?
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      Well, unfortunately I was a shy 20 yr old with a whole family full of blind people (I learned to place Chess on a braille board) so I was the only one that actually thought it was kind of creative. Nothing came out of it, but still creative in my mind. Looking back now, it was lame.
    • Posts: 2,205 Member
      Lifeonmars2015 wrote: »
      your legs must be hurting, cause you've been running in my dreams all night

      Sounds like a good way to loose weight, you keep dreaming and ill keep getting skinnier!

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      soldiergrl_101 wrote: »
      Some guy came up to me and said "Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh...enough to break the ice, im John" smh.. just no.

      Classic! Do you even "Hall Pass??!"

    • Posts: 17 Member
      Hall pass, loved that movie!
      So funny
    • Posts: 2,817 Member
      although this isn't a pick up line, some scammer on Facebook sent me a message this morning that said "your a pretty lady and I wills love to know you. i works in the military"

    • Posts: 844 Member
      Hey baby what's your sign lol
    • Posts: 27 Member
      I have tequila at my mom's house.
      Wanna do it?
      -_-
      No. No.
    • Posts: 17 Member
      Lol fb, scammer and classic pick up line's. What every little girl dreams of....lol
    • Posts: 346 Member
      Heres one I have as my pick up line on POF: Hey! You dropped something!! My Number!!!!! LOL works every time....
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      musthavescentscanada wrote: »
      I have tequila at my mom's house.
      Wanna do it?
      -_-
      No. No.

      Lol some guys can't leave their moms....hehe
    • Posts: 667 Member
      How do you like your eggs? Unfertilized!!
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      mizzzc wrote: »
      Heres one I have as my pick up line on POF: Hey! You dropped something!! My Number!!!!! LOL works every time....

      Lol that is a classic too
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      tracyannk28 wrote: »
      although this isn't a pick up line, some scammer on Facebook sent me a message this morning that said "your a pretty lady and I wills love to know you. i works in the military"

      Haha When I was in Iraq those same guys would be like "you beautiful, white women green eyes = beautiful baby, want to have mine?"

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      Lifeonmars2015 wrote: »
      How do you like your eggs? Unfertilized!!

      Lmao
    • Posts: 346 Member
      I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"
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      mizzzc wrote: »
      I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"

      and l'm still awaiting your reply!!!

    • Posts: 2,817 Member
      mizzzc wrote: »
      I had a guy message me on facebook "You are so beautiful Im in luv with u marry me now"

      And you didn't take him up on it? He could have been your soulmate!!!! hahahahahaha :D

    • Posts: 844 Member
      I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together
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