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Has sinned with me

She hates dogs

in her passion for environmental conservation, she saves the lint from her clothes dryer's trap, and sorts it by composition and color with a focus on someday being able to recombine like lint-groups, comb and spin them into yarn from which she'll be able to knit her own clothes. She is far more optimistic on this project than she was on her recently abandonded "short hair on the soap" winter jacket knitting project.

drives a gas guzzling 76 Convertible, with an all white interior made from baby seal fur, that she drives SLOWLY by playgrounds smoking her Cuban cigars and puffing second hand smoke at kids

Witsec, Mafia murder witness, handsdown.

Plays the ukulele

never shows leg

steals from the church offerings

that tie is clip on

@Alisontheice 's real name is Mrs Robinson, and she's trying to seduce me (aren't you?)

her legs are robotic

Only has one real leg.

Those aren't her legs

We had sex