We broke up because...
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She ate pizza with a knife and fork0
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Insisted on eating from my plate, how was I supposed to track my food intake?0
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she measured her food in portions the size of a shoe0
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She lost hope in us0
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He always had his nose in his phone0
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She seemed distracted0
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She pushed me down the stairs...0
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He didn't think I made a very good Daphne, and he wouldn't play Fred.
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Thought Fred and Daphne had a better "relationship" than Scooby and Shaggy.0
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Ate all my Scooby snacks, and didn't want to play "meddling kids" lol0
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Used "meddling kids" as an excuse to go through my phone.0
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If I gave into all her ultimatums we'd end up alone on an island somewhere.
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Because he looked better in the coconuts than I did0
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Made me braid her hair everyday..my fingers ached0
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She didn't love Pablo Neruda0
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I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.....
He didn't know me at all
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I f'ed up
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Yep you did
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She made me memorize too many sonnets0
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told him to take a short walk off a long pier0
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Lol....told her to take a long walk off a short pier 0
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lolol0
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didn't say anything..0
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I could never figure out the cats cradle and otherknots she would tie and it drove me crazy0
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he couldn't read between the "l"s and the "o"s0
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She lost all hope in Us it was written on the wall0
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Lets just say he was inadequate in certain areas 0
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Her pet alligator Ferdie wasn't fond of me. It didn't bother her one bit that he was secretly planning to gobble me up.0
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Hated my pet alligator ..would wear her alligator shoes when she visited just to upset ferdie0
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