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We broke up because...
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he wouldn't make up our bed0
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Would always mix up our socks. Those fuzzy green ones are mine!0
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anasvitlii wrote: »Woke up in the middle of the night and she was just there, awkwardly staring
She said it wasn't be enough0 -
he thought size mattered0
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Didn't like my role play suggestion to be Sampson and Delilah. He grabbed his shampoo and conditioner and split..............
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Jonesingmucho wrote: »Didn't like my role play suggestion to be Sampson and Delilah. He grabbed his shampoo and conditioner and split..............
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she thought my humor was corny0
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Never happened
Just hit me on the head with a shoe if I ever even think about it.
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ditto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0
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I broke her favourite tea cup and she just never got over it.0
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Kept apologising he broke my tea cup, it was the coffee cup. After all those years he had still not copped up on the fact that I do not drink tea. There was only that much tea I could poor into my plant pots, it was either him or the plants.0
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kept impaling my feet with her high heels0
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Spoke better spanish then I did.0
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y su amigas, tambien0
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couldn't understand him0
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kept trying to figure me out0
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he ran away from everything0
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Kept finding him hiding in my closet0
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didn't like me trying on her shoes0
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were actually married but she wont sign the divorce papers0
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Clearly confused0
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was delusional (thought I was a woman)0
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was always right0
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believed in fairy tales0
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Refused to go to couple counselling after convincing me fairy tales are not real, I am still upset, then he finished our relationship off with telling me Father Christmas is not real either!0
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Refused to go to couple counselling after convincing me fairy tales are not real, I am still upset, then he finished our relationship off with telling me Father Christmas is not real either!
Refused to believe in Santa and then criticized me for wearing my elf costume all the time..... and she wasn't a fan of eating spaghetti with maple syrup, either.0 -
He had too many quirks.0
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