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We broke up because...

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    She wanted me to be silent all the time
  • ckeilah
    ckeilah Posts: 24 Member
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    ...I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish Wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    Because he wrote a very long reaponse I absolutely refused to read
  • Sweet_Nyx
    Sweet_Nyx Posts: 338 Member
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    He wore the same socks for weeks
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
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    lol and smelled like cheese
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She didn't appreciate my musk
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
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    she complained about rug burn
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He didn't realize I am a delicate flower
  • Emmafire
    Emmafire Posts: 869 Member
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    If delicate means dominating all the time then I'm defiantly intimidated by that flower lol
  • SubZeroDude
    SubZeroDude Posts: 1,519 Member
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    She realized I was born when she was 10
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    She was uber sensitive. Walked on egg shells around her
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    wouldn't give me more cow bell
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    You know it was all over when I saw that sore on your dick.....better get some antibiotics B)
  • lookingood247
    lookingood247 Posts: 32 Member
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    My friends liked him better
  • lookingood247
    lookingood247 Posts: 32 Member
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    Then me* :wink:
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    she was jealous because our mutual friends liked me more
  • kangakev
    kangakev Posts: 2,430 Member
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    Because she loved to trim my pubic hair with a chainsaw
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Geez one little nick with the chainsaw and he gets upset :#
  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    she had a crazy look in her eyes when she picked up her chainsaw
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
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    Bites toenails

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