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We broke up because...

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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Made me laugh at all the inappropriate times. I was persona non grata at family funerals after that one time....
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Too many secret lovers .....
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Dammit hun, you investigating me again? She had trust issues. Every guy I met seemed like my lover to her.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I got proof ..bad girl
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    She only had hunky male friends, and were far to pally with all of them :(
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She wouldn't design shoes for me. Always just for herself.
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    she had 700 pairs of shoes, no closet space for anyone else
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was so damn vibrant and sparkly ..constantly talking about hope ...I couldnt take it anymore
  • anasvitlii
    anasvitlii Posts: 267 Member
    Woke up in the middle of the night and she was just there, awkwardly staring
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Had a mole in the middle of her forehead..shaped like an eagle ..I couldn't help but stare at that thing *shiver*
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    She kept staring at me in a really unsettling way
  • anasvitlii
    anasvitlii Posts: 267 Member
    She kept throwing heels at me
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was supposed to catch them ..
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Liked throwing stuff at me. The flowers, and stuffed toys were fine...then she threw a brick at me. SMACK in the face!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol...blamed me because she was clumsy and ran into things ...
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    only because you made me drink 5 litres of ROCKET FUEL! I think it's still circulating in my system! even after a week! :s
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    :o ..she drank my stache of rocket fuel..
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    I asked her to bring a bottle of red wine to go with dinner and she brought Raspberry Arbor Mist.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    She was always running me up a pole
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    He called me Bae
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    I was actually just calling the goat.
  • JSurita3
    JSurita3 Posts: 10,177 Member
    Went to bed with his flippers
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Wore a wetsuit to bed -- I knew when she wasn't interested.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Kept breaking his promise of coming to see me. I gave up in the end.
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    was to old for her
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Refused to let me draw new tattoos on his other arm. Insisted that crayons wouldn't work the same...
  • Mykaylauk
    Mykaylauk Posts: 770 Member
    We were just 2 ships that passed in the night.
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    could out lifted me
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Told me to go play with my dolls and then refused my invitation to a tea party with my stuffed toys! :rage:
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Told me to go play with my dolls and then refused my invitation to a tea party with my stuffed toys! :rage:

    pft i am so down for that tea party

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