We broke up because...
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it's really where he wanted me to put the peanut butter that I objected to0
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My allergy to peanuts ..all she ever made was PBJ sandwhiches0
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We did not break up...lies ..
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she didn't like my new yodeling hobby0
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@slimgirljo15 ,She couldn't handle the truth (where "truth" was her nickname for my...)0
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There was too little truth in our relationship0
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The truth is that she was only a Drawing of a Fabulous pair of shoes and I just had to have the real thing!0
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She could not use her imagination
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She couldn't dance..her heels were always on my toes0
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Every time I wanted to go dancing he'd show up barefooted!0
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I told him I had two left feet.... did he listen? No!!! So hardly my fault I broke his toes once or twice.....0
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caught me sipping champagne out of her shoes (ruinied the shoes)0
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Said I had hobbit feet
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Caught him cheating with a pair of shoes!0
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He couldn't hang anymore.0
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She refused to take selfies with me 0
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She would stir her coffee and then put the spoon back in the sugar bowl leaving clumps.0
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she drove my car into the lake behind her0
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She'd always strategically place her hat in front of my face!
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she got lipstick over all my shirts0
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She forced me to drink coffee even though I hate it so I left my wet spoon in the sugar to get back at her0
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Came home shirtless everyday claiming his shirts were all ruined. The mystery has finally been revealed now! :gasp:0
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something about helicopter rides and frosted flakes....I didn't get it0
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Though he put up with my cigar smoking, gambling, snoring, cheating, he drew the line at my PokeMon addiction (got catch 'em all)0
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He bought me a life sized Pikachu for our anniversary! 0
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She wouldn't eat scalloped potatoes because she didn't like seafood.0
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wait...we broke up....heartbroken0
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I would never leave you Ria!0
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Can't break up with someone who's never asked me out!0
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