We broke up because...

slimgirljo15

Constantly repeated himself

blu_de_ville

Wouldn't move the heart

paul199madrid

We Never broke up cause she likes marvel !!

slimgirljo15

Never really left his ex

synchkat

I became a different person

tylahquartez323

She was a werewolf

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synchkat

She had a hers of nocturnal creatures

paul199madrid

She was to animated

MissRheingold

thought I saw his profile in the Post Office

slimgirljo15

As she lost weight I saw less and less hope

paul199madrid

It was too small

slimgirljo15

Had to sit to pee ...it was THAT small

paul199madrid

Hahaha

slimgirljo15

I edited ..which one did you see

RunTimer

she insisted I pee sitting down

paul199madrid

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I edited ..which one did you see

I seen both haha

arainiday1

he unfriended me

slimgirljo15

Lived up to his name wee willy

skahtboi

She had been checking out the junk of other men. I thought we were solid!!!

slimgirljo15

He wanted me to be celebate .. ..

Ria_StayingFit

she wasn't serious about our relationship...she kept comparing it to Dilbert cartoons

Timshel_

I wanted those purple clothes off and she wanted to keep them on.

Bonny132

She said size does not count, then went "toy" shopping

synchkat

she tried to walk all over me

Mykaylauk

Everything was always black and white with her.

musclegood_fatbad

She showered with all of her clothes on.

woznube7

he wasn't really a merman.

mhiggi02

wasn't into creative peanut butter

FabulousFantasticFifty

He wanted creative Peanut butter so I made this Video for him and he dumped me for hanging out with men in their Skibbies!