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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    I don't want to talk about it. It's really pretty tragic.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Where is my rocket fuel woman...I know you hid it
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Alisontheice wrote: »
    I don't want to talk about it. It's really pretty tragic.
    I'm tellin' ya, if it weren't for those leather leggings and lace-up boots of hers, I'd'a never fallen off of my ladder and nobody would'a known.


    @slimgirljo15 : Never appreciated that she is so much more than a nice rack...
    ... she also can cook, clean, and pickup after me. She's like having a maid too!
  • 4ever420
    4ever420 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    He always left pee all over the toilet seat.
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    she was obsessed with pee and golden showers
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    She demanded cleanliness. Nope. not gonna do it
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    She was a dirty girl
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    He was a dirty boy ...wait...no I like that...we arent breaking up.....ive changed my mind B)
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    She was forever changing her mind
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    liked to be dirty with everyone but me
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    His standards of being dirty were much higher than mine.
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    You know he went to the gym one day and never returned, I saw some headline about a guy being trapped under a bench press bar but I didn't feel like reading it all…maybe that was him
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    she tried to kill her ex at the gym
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    I merely "suggested" he attempt to lift more weight. Not my fault he listened
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
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    4ever420 wrote: »
    He always left pee all over the toilet seat.
    That's why I left the seat UP, baby, and wrapped the bowl tightly in plastic cling-wrap for ya... ;)

    @Alisontheice Yeah, really has an issue maintaining focus... Once, she and I were walk..
    ... oh look, a new post!

  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
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    He's the main reason they made the Saw movies
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,624 Member
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    He got really scared at horror movies so when i suggest he not watch them he stormed out
  • pechepanda
    pechepanda Posts: 7,939 Member
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    she kept telling me what to do
  • jrline
    jrline Posts: 2,353 Member
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    she never took suggestions
  • deviboy1592
    deviboy1592 Posts: 989 Member
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    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    He's the main reason they made the Saw movies

    Hell I just laughed my *kitten* off! Yes I typed the whole damn thing out, I'm old school!

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