We broke up because...

FitMom136

Wanted all the attention

musclegood_fatbad

Made me sit in a car seat.

FitMom136

musclegood_fatbad wrote: »

Made me sit in a car seat.

Hahahaha very clever

47Jacqueline

musclegood_fatbad wrote: »

Made me sit in a car seat.

Acted childishly

finny11122

never took her glasses off , even in bed !

Alisontheice

Wouldn't let me wear my glasses...thought it funny when I went up to random people thinking they were him

Bonny132

Insisted on wearing strong glasses even with perfect eye sight

musclegood_fatbad

She seemed sketchy

RunTimer

he was all wet

Alisontheice

Always went to dives. I just wanted one meal where I didn't stick to the table

finny11122

She said all i was interested in was her legs but the truth is she had a cute butt to !

RunTimer

two words: Ashley Madison

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Made poor stock investments.

GFitMan

Vegas gambling isn't investing

RunTimer

always bet black

GFitMan

snake eyes

slimgirljo15

Lost all our money gambling

Fvaisey

We didn't break up, she bet me and lost. Now I belong to some yokel in Arkansas!

asianfashionista86

He was too old for me

blu_de_ville

She was into old guys

Ria_StayingFit

She was too young for me

tylahquartez323

She never gave it up

blu_de_ville

Played hard to get

RunTimer

didn't see eye to eye

Bonny132

He ran away

buffer221

had to escape

Bonny132

I found him hiding in my closet, with a spoon, trying to dig an escape tunnell

buffer221

she confiscated my escape tools

RunTimer

he thought he was a spy

Bonny132

Kept introducing himself to everyone as James Bond.